It was as predictable as all the criticism of Caleb Williams for botching a handoff against the Chiefs.
The Detroit Lions released veteran tackle Dan Skipper Monday and immediately social media flooded with comments about the need or expectation he'll sign in Chicago.
These people are like the sea gulls in the Pixar movie "Finding Nemo," yelling "mine, mine, mine" whenever they spot a fish. A player is available no matter how talented or lacking talent, and it's: "Mine, mine, mine" all over social media.
The tie between Skipper and Ben Johnson in Detroit is the main reason they're sounding like hungry gulls trying to eat Marlin and Dory on the dock.
Bears have an issue at left tackle, Dan Skipper has a relationship with Ben Johnson. This is a GIFT, if Ryan Poles doesn’t jump on this then I just don’t know. #DaBears https://t.co/whR79F5atg
— The Bear Review (@The_Bear_Review) August 25, 2025
Skipper isn't some legendary talent who the Bears need.
He just happened to be there when they had a few tackle injuries during Johnson's time. He stood in for Taylor Decker or at on time Penei Sewell, or he plays an extra tackle in an unbalanced line. He caught a touchdown pass as a tackle eligible.
Braxton Jones or Dan Skipper? pic.twitter.com/J9siOfUaqT
— CAPTAIN CEEBEE ☠️⬇️ (@Bears_Hype_Man) August 25, 2025
He is basically Bradley Sowell before the Bears tried to make him into a tight end.
In fact, he's not even that good. Sowell had 25 NFL starts. Skipper, who is 30, has had 11.
The Lions have released Dan Skipper
— Six Point Sports (@SixPointSports) August 25, 2025
Should the Bears scoop him up? pic.twitter.com/DZ6mDUou9K
He's 6-foot-9, 334 and has been with the Lions three different times, the Texans, the Raiders, the Broncos, the Patriots and the Colts.
Just can't get enough of players like that.
The Bears have a group of young tackles who might develop into the starting replacement for Braxton Jones if he leaves after this year.
I can see it already, Dan Skipper in a Bears uniform with a TD against the Lions this year. Make it happen Poles
— Ben Johnson (@BenJohnsonBears) August 25, 2025
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Maybe Ozzy Trapilo didn't get it done but he is a second-round pick and was trying to make a move to the opposite side of the line as a rookie. Possibly next year he'd be ready to take a starting role.
They have Theo Benedet who actually had another good game Friday night against Chiefs subs, according to Pro Football Focus grades.
Dan Skipper is coming to Chicago right? It’s seems too obvious. #DaBears
— jroc (@wayshegoes76) August 25, 2025
And they have Kiran Amegadjie, who has been scorned by fans for the way he played in his first ever preseason game against Buffalo.
On Friday, though, Amegadjie had the third-best PFF pass blocking grade among the 12 offensive linemen who played for Chicago.
"Mine..." from FINDING NEMO pic.twitter.com/m9j5B64Ax0
— All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) July 26, 2025
And they're going to toss one of those players out for Skipper, a 30-year-old curiosity piece and Bradley Sowell 2.0.
Maybe Ben Johnson could run his version of "Santa's Sleigh" with Skipper the way Matt Nagy did with Sowell for a TD against the Rams. But other than that, there's no room at the inn for players unless they're certain to be standouts. This is a linman who got on the field 58 plays of offense from 2017 when he started out through 2021.
For Real...
— Adam Mason (@adamhmason) August 25, 2025
This is what y'all are glazing in Dan Skipper?
Really?
This gets you excited and gets the needle moving for ya?
I swear there are WAY too many of you acting like he's Laremy Tunsil or Jordan Mailata.
SMDH pic.twitter.com/WNvtn1m03a
Then he played snaps in 2022 when Johnson became offensive coordinator and had a 19.6 Pro Football Focus season pass blocking grade. He's never hit 60 for PFF grades as a pass blocker except in 2020 when he played three snaps.
It would be hard to see what the Bears would see in Skipper if they signed him. That's one fish you throw back.
The Bears should get on the phone ASAP. Estime would be a perfect complement to Swift’s game. Dude averaged 4.1 YPC last year on limited touches and ran like a raging bull. https://t.co/xHaxEnR8jl
— Ficky (@itsfickybaby) August 25, 2025
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