Well, well, well, Aries! Did you know that your ruling planet Mars was named after the Roman god of war? No wonder you approach Monday mornings like you’re conquering a small country. And speaking of conquest, ancient astrologers believed that people born under the Aries constellation were destined to be leaders, which explains why you always grab the TV remote first and refuse to ask for directions. Your fire sign energy burns so bright that even the sun occasionally wears sunglasses when you’re around. But here’s a fun fact that might surprise you: despite being the first sign of the zodiac, Aries actually appears in autumn skies, proving that even the stars have a sense of ironic timing. Today’s cosmic forecast suggests you’ll have enough energy to power a small city, but please resist the urge to rearrange your entire living space before breakfast. Your impulsive nature might lead you to start seventeen different projects, finish three of them, and somehow convince yourself you’re being productive. The u