Aries Weekly Horoscope │ September 28 – October 4, 2025

Hold onto your cosmic hats, dear Aries! This week brings a delightful mix of planetary pranks and stellar surprises that would make even the most serious astronomer chuckle. The universe has been busy cooking up some interesting cosmic soup, and as the first sign of the zodiac, you get the first taste of all the astrological action. With Mars, your ruling planet, doing a little cosmic dance with other celestial bodies, expect this week to feel like you’re the star of your own space adventure movie. The planets are aligning in ways that will have you questioning whether Mercury is in retrograde or just having a good laugh at our expense. Get ready for a week where the stars seem to have a sense of humor, and your fiery Aries energy is about to meet some wonderfully weird cosmic influences. This week feels like the universe decided to throw a surprise party, and somehow Aries got the invitation first! Your natural ram-like determination meets some seriously silly celestial energy that might have you laughing a