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Udonis Haslem, a Miami Heat legend, recently shared a captivating story on his podcast, "The OGs," recounting his experiences facing Karl Malone during their matchups. Haslem revealed a peculiar detail from the Heat's scouting report on Malone, emphasizing the need to "protect yourself" when playing against "The Mailman."

"I remember when we used to play against Karl Malone... We used to sit down and go over the scouting report when we had to play against Karl Malone, the first thing Mcadoo used to say in the scouting report is 'Protect yourself.'"

"Damn. Protect? What the f*** that got to do with defense and shots?! 'Protect yourself!' That's the first thing on the scouting report for Karl Malone. Protect yourself because he would knock your f***ing block off with an elbow. Not his sweet f***ing jump shot, not none of his moves. Protect yourself."

Intriguingly, the first item on the scouting report wasn't about defending against Malone's sweet jump shot or intricate moves but rather a precautionary note due to Malone's physical and at times, notorious style of play. 

Haslem humorously questioned the relevance of "protect yourself" in the context of defense and shot strategies but clarified that it was a nod to Malone's aggressive and physical presence on the court.

Karl Malone, celebrated as one of the NBA's all-time greats, was not only known for his scoring prowess but also gained a reputation as a formidable and, at times, dirty player. The scouting report's emphasis on self-protection underlined Malone's tendency to deliver hard hits, elbows, and physical play that made him a challenging opponent.

Haslem's story resonates with Malone's legacy, highlighting not only his basketball skills but also his imposing and physical approach to the game. Malone's career was nothing short of legendary averaging 25.0 points, 10.1 rebounds, 3.6 assists while shooting 51.6% from the field. He also had 2 NBA MVP awards, 14 All-NBA selections, and 14 All-Star selections.

As Haslem, now a retired player, shares these anecdotes, the story provides fans with a glimpse into the intricacies of NBA scouting reports and the sometimes unconventional approaches teams take when preparing for formidable opponents. With Malone's scoring prowess coupled with his physicality, the directive to "protect yourself" becomes a memorable element in the lore of facing "The Mailman" on the hardwood.

Karl Malone Had A Nasty Reputation 

Karl Malone, renowned as one of the greatest power forwards in NBA history, carried a notorious reputation for his physical and often borderline-aggressive style of play. The "Mailman" was not just known for delivering points but also for delivering elbows to opponents, leaving a trail of contentious moments throughout his career.

Malone's elbowing antics became a defining aspect of his playing style. His confrontations with notable players like Dirk Nowitzki, Isiah Thomas, and David Robinson often involved physical altercations where Malone utilized his elbows as a strategic weapon. The cheeky and calculated nature of his actions allowed him to often escape serious consequences, contributing to his reputation as a player who could push the boundaries without facing significant repercussions.

While Malone's on-court aggressiveness and elbowing incidents were part of the competitive landscape of the NBA in his era, they also earned him criticism for unsportsmanlike conduct. Despite the controversies, Malone's impact on the game cannot be denied, but his physical style left an indelible mark on the memories of opponents who had to face the brunt of his elbows on the hardwood.

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