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Watch: 2023-2024 Boston Celtics Bloopers & Funny Moments
Bob DeChiara-USA TODAY Sports




It's been 13 years since the inaugural annual Celtics Life blooper reel, and while usually 13 is an unlucky number, this year's edition celebrates Banner 18! It's 43 minutes of funny moments from the Boston Celtics' 2023-2024 championship season.

See timestamps below to jump to a particular section:

00:01 - Bench reactions and on-court celebrations, including the bench going crazy on dunks from Jaylen Brown, Oshae Brissett, and Svi Mykhailiuk; the bench is upset after Payton Pritchard decides not to dunk on a fast break; Luke Kornet's many celebrations: ice in the veins. moose antlers, and speed dab; Kristaps Porzingis kissing Derrick White's head, and many more.

3:50 - The Celtics mic'd up, featuring Jayson Tatum, Luke Kornet, Sam Hauser, and Derrick White.

5:21 - Shaqtin' a Fool and other bloopers, including Jrue Holiday setting the record for the fastest Shaqtin' of all time with his backcourt violation 4 seconds after tip-off, Jaylen Brown's alley-oop gone wrong, Jaylen wearing his shorts backwards, a mistimed Kornet Kontest, the longest jump ball ever, and more.

9:26 - Inside the locker room: celebrations and interviews, including lots of champagne and beer being poured everywhere.

12:25 - Funny interviews and video bombs, including a shower for Derrick White after his first career triple-double, Luke Kornet's rap group interview, Jrue Holiday video bombing Derrick White while chanting "White's an All-Star," and more.

20:41 - Derrick White's chipped tooth in the finals, including Jaylen Brown calling him ugly, his post-game interview where he said he would lose all his teeth for a championship, and more.

21:33 - "Psycho" Joe Mazzulla: crazy Joe interviews and stories from the team about their favorite Joe quotes.

26:02 - Celtics players' favorite dance moves. Luke Kornet does the Carlton, Oshae Brissett does the Dougie, Derrick White does the jerk, and Jordan Walsh does the Lil Uzi "Just Wanna Rock" dance.

27:16 - Jrue Holiday hates dad jokes. The Celtics tell dad jokes, and Jrue doesn't find them funny.

28:24 - Compilation of people getting hit in the head with the ball, including Derrick White, Jrue Holiday, and a ping-pong game gone wrong between Jrue and Benny the Bull.

29:11 - Derrick White's Samuel Adams beer commercials.

31:19 - Guillermo's interviews at the NBA Finals. Guillermo from the Jimmy Kimmel show interviews Jaylen Brown, Jayson Tatum, Luke Kornet, Derrick White, Jrue Holiday, and Al Horford.

34:58 - Jaylen and Jayson trade chest punches and funny interviews.

35:46 - The Celtics and Grant Williams messing with each other.

37:43 - Jaylen Brown shows Kristaps Porzingis his hometown, and the workers at his favorite deli don't recognize him.

38:56 - Media/commentators and fans funny moments. Drake calls Payton Pritchard a crypto scammer, Chris Forsberg wears a sombrero with fans dressed in lucha libre costumes, Brian Scalabrine sings "Regulate" by Warren G, and more.

40:30 - The duck boat parade! A compilation of some funny moments from the Boston Celtics championship parade, including Jayson Tatum flashing people, Sam Hauser taking his shirt off and puking, Derrick White tossing beers to the crowd, Kristaps Porzingis wearing a WWE belt and catching beers from the crowd, and more.

Congrats to the Celtics on Banner 18! What a season.
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Note: The rights to all video footage used in this compilation belong to NBC Sports Boston, TNT, ESPN/ABC, and other media providers


This article first appeared on Celtics Life and was syndicated with permission.

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