Bills get splashy, auction off Highmark Stadium troughs

Buffalo Bills fans, brace yourselves for the ultimate man-cave upgrade: The infamous trough urinals from Highmark Stadium are officially up for sale!

As the Bills prepare to move across the street to their shiny new $2.1 billion digs after 53 seasons, the old Orchard Park icon is getting stripped bare. Partnering with memorabilia pros CollectibleXchange, the team is hawking everything from seats ($549) to turf chunks and goalposts ($100).

But the real golden shower of nostalgia? Those shoulder-to-shoulder communal troughs where Bills Mafia bonded over beers, blizzards, and bladder emergencies.

Brandon Steiner, the memorabilia mastermind behind Yankee Stadium and MSG cleanouts, couldn’t believe the demand.

“People want those troughs. They want that kind of stuff, so we’ll make that available,” he said, via TMZ. “You’re talking about Buffalo, and people take a lot of pride in the stadium.”

Pride indeed! Now you can relive the “splashing solidarity” in your basement — no more accidental elbow bumps from strangers, just you, your memories, and a plumber wondering what fresh heck this is.

It’s the ultimate way to say, “I was there… and I held it together.” Who needs a Super Bowl ring when you’ve got a genuine pee-ice of Bills history?