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Eagles finally know when they will seal Brian Daboll's fate with Giants
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The NFL releases it's full schedule today and has turned it into something of a sick joke that makes us all work 10 hours. Someone's gotta aggregate the content, I suppose.

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The key to surviving today with your head on your shoulders is just to be as petulant as possible. I know, it's tough. Someone's gotta do it though. So, for instance, when you see the Giants' schedule, it's probably for the best that you just jump to conclusions – everyone else is doing it today – and try to figure out when they're going to fire Brian Daboll. You know it's happening, I know it's happening, Brian Daboll knows it's happening. It's really just a matter of time. And when you look at the Giants' (reported) first six weeks of the season, you realize it's more a matter of when, not if.

What's especially "interesting" about the Giants' schedule is that, if you'll allow me a few moments of speculation, the Giants face the Eagles right around the time that it becomes socially acceptable to fire your coach. Notable!

Eagles could have Brian Daboll out of a job by Week 6

If there's one thing better than winning the Super Bowl, it's getting a division rival coach fired in the middle of the season. Someone wins a Super Bowl every year – it's an especially rare feat to get a coach fired six weeks into a season. Now that the Eagles have the whole 'Super Bowl' thing taken care of, they should be striving for greater. Get Brian Daboll fired before the bye week. Now THAT's an accomplishment worth throwing a parade for.

Hopefully this schedule is actually correct and not just online speculation, because now I need this to happen by Week 6. By Week 7, it'll be old news.


This article first appeared on Inside the Iggles and was syndicated with permission.

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