One song for every Eagles opponent in 2023

Los Angeles Rams: "Back in the Saddle" by Aerosmith

The Rams suffered a record number of injuries last year. It got so bad, head coach Sean McVay nearly retired. But the coach is back and if the team stays healthy, they’ll challenge for the division.

New York Jets: "Hush" by Deep Purple

Aaron Rodgers talked his way out of Green Bay, but please Aaron, no more talk about mushrooms, colonics and long weekends locked in dark rooms.

Miami Dolphins: "Thank You" by Sly & The Family Stone

Had Miami not tampered with Tom Brady, Miami would have had the 21st pick in the draft. Without a Dolphins’ pick, 11 teams moved up one draft spot. The Eagles used theirs on Nolan Smith, a player Miami could’ve used. 

Dallas Cowboys: "I Missed Again" by Phil Collins

This one goes out to Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott, who led the league with 15 interceptions even though he missed five games.

Kansas City Chiefs: "You Really Got A Hold On Me" by Smokey Robinson

Dedicated to head referee of Super Bowl LVII, Carl Cheffers.

Buffalo Bills: "What Have You Done For Me Lately" by Janet Jackson

Another year, another Bills’ disappointment. Four straight playoff losses are starting to wear thin on fans that still remember losing four straight Super Bowls.

San Francisco 49ers: "Loser" by Beck

You’d never know listening to Deebo Samuel and 90% of Niners fans, but San Francisco actually lost last year’s NFC Championship game. Maybe this time they’ll bring more quarterbacks.

Seattle Seahawks: Any Pearl Jam song 

It’s Seattle.

New York Giants: "Daniel" by Elton John

New York gave Daniel Jones four-years and $160 million to be their franchise quarterback.  It’s all about him now.

Arizona Cardinals: "Little Lies" by Fleetwood Mac

New head coach Jonathan Gannon lied about conversations with Arizona while working for Philadelphia. The Cardinals were found guilty of tampering and had to reach a settlement that cost them 33 spots in the third round of the draft.