Look, I’ve covered a lot of hockey in my day, and I’ve seen teams rise from the ashes like phoenixes. Then some teams make you wonder if they’re actively trying to disappoint their fanbase. Enter the Boston Bruins, a franchise that’s currently giving its loyal supporters more reasons to drink heavily than usual. After watching this team stumble through the 2024-25 season with a record that would make a peewee coach weep (33-39-10 for 76 points), you’d think the betting public would learn. But here we are, and sportsbooks are still taking action on a team that seems allergic to consistency.
The oddsmakers have spoken, and frankly, they’re not pulling any punches. The Bruins’ season point total sits at a whopping 80.5, with both the over and under at -115. Now, call me crazy, but when a team barely scraped together 76 points last season and the books are essentially saying “we think they might get four more,” that’s not exactly a ringing endorsement.
Here’s where things get really entertaining. The Boston Bruins‘ Stanley Cup odds are currently sitting at a laughable +20000 at BetMGM and +15000 at BetRivers. For those keeping score at home, that means you’d need to bet $100 to win $20,000 or $15,000, respectively. Those aren’t odds; that’s basically the sportsbooks’ way of saying “sure, we’ll take your money, but we’re not even pretending this is realistic.”
The Eastern Conference championship odds (+8000 at BetMGM, +5000 at BetRivers) are slightly more palatable, but only in the way that getting punched in the face is slightly more palatable than getting hit by a truck. And don’t even get me started on their Atlantic Division odds (+10000 at BetMGM, +5000 at BetRivers). The Atlantic Division, where they finished dead last in their own backyard. The worst part, too, is that the Bruins are still in the next stage of their rebuild.
The harsh truth is that betting on the Bruins right now feels like throwing money into a black hole with the slim hope that maybe, just maybe, something magical will happen. The organization seems stuck in that dreaded middle ground – not bad enough for a proper rebuild, not good enough to compete with the league’s elite.
For bettors looking to make money rather than lose it, the smart play appears to be fading this franchise until they show genuine signs of improvement. Sometimes the house knows exactly what it’s doing when it sets those lines, and right now, every number suggests the Bruins are heading for another season of mediocrity. Honestly, for the Bruins, there is not much to see except prospects that could be something in a few years.
Sure, hockey is unpredictable, and stranger things have happened. But until this team proves otherwise, they’re giving us every reason to bet against them and very few reasons to believe in them.
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