
Texas Longhorns defensive end Colin Simmons went from the outhouse to the penthouse during an historic Week 4 performance.
The star junior tied a program record with a stunning five sacks in Associated Press No. 1 Texas's 20-17 road win over the No. 14 Tennessee Volunteers. It was an unbelievable individual effort, and arguably nobody needed it more than Simmons, who more than made up for a truly boneheaded unsportsmanlike conduct penalty by single-handedly wrecking Tennessee's offense.
Over midway through the second quarter and with Tennessee facing 3rd-and-13, Simmons split a double team to pressure true freshman quarterback Brandon Faizon and eventually brought him down for one of the Longhorns' 10 sacks.
After the play, Simmons pretended to, erm, "water" the turf with an obscene act, prompting the greatest penalty call of the season, with head referee Kyle Olson telling a packed Neyland Stadium that Simmons was flagged for "simulating using the restroom."
Colin Simmons was called for an unsportsmanslike conduct penalty after a sack on 3rd down. pic.twitter.com/JO0CH6aeOf
— ESPN College Football (@ESPNCFB) September 26, 2026
"Absolute idiotic move," ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit, providing color commentary, said.
Play-by-play announcer Chris Fowler agreed, adding, "Yeah, it's idiotic. And it doesn't get much vulgar, either."
Ref: "Unsportsmanlike conduct, defense, No. 1, for simulating using the restroom."
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) September 26, 2026
Kirk Herbstreit: "Just an absolute idiotic move by Colin Simmons doing that."
Chris Fowler: "Yeah, it's idiotic, and it doesn't get much more vulgar, either." pic.twitter.com/WxLj5uTxZG
For lesser players, that mental error would have defined their game. But for Simmons, it became a footnote.
His monster performance started early, with Simmons' first sack coming when quarterback Tennessee Brandon Faizon ran straight into his waiting arms after escaping the pocket on a 3rd-and-12 in the first quarter.
Sack Lunch Simmons pic.twitter.com/CAduMoBimp
— Texas Football (@TexasFootball) September 26, 2026
Following the penalty, Simmons notched sacks on back-to-back plays during Tennessee's second drive of the third quarter. First, Simmons ripped past left tackle David Sanders for a blind-side sack. He followed with a delayed look, allowing the play to develop before taking off and getting to Faizon.
Colin Simmons with another sack, and a much more tame celebration pic.twitter.com/zNQ7H0FpCP
— Nash (@NashTalksTexas) September 26, 2026
COLIN SIMMONS BACK 2 BACK SACKS THIS IS A TOP 5 PICK pic.twitter.com/SZJ70wMVVw
— FD (@flooduck) September 26, 2026
While not credited with the sack on the following fourth-quarter snap, Simmons supplied pressure off the edge, and senior defensive tackle Hero Kanu finished the play.
COLIN SIMMONS 5TH SACK OF THE GAME pic.twitter.com/eYp1Hgq8aF
— FD (@flooduck) September 26, 2026
Moments later, Simmons chased Faizon down after he evaded initial pressure for his fifth sack.
Lance Jackson Colin Simmons pic.twitter.com/WPFVMH3nfJ
— Texas Football (@TexasFootball) September 26, 2026
As the AP's Josh Dubow noted afterward, Simmons became the first FBS player with five sacks in a single game since former James Madison Dukes defensive end Jalen Green (October 19, 2023). He's also the first to do so against an AP-ranked top-10 team since at least 2005.
Colin Simmons is first player with 5+ sacks in a game since Jalen Green did it for James Madison vs Marshall 10/19/2023. He’s first player to do it vs ranked team since at least 2005
— Josh Dubow (@JoshDubowAP) September 26, 2026
No. 1 Texas defeated No. 14 Tennessee behind 5 sacks from Colin Simmons, which ties a Texas single-game record! He is the first FBS player in the last 20 seasons to have 5 sacks in a game against a ranked team
— ESPN Insights (@ESPNInsights) September 26, 2026
Texas pressured Tennessee QBs on 21-of-50 dropbacks (42%);… https://t.co/IPI93iGxwE
With Texas only gaining 262 total yards and quarterback Arch Manning having a quiet game — he finished 14-of-19 for 201 yards and an interception while also taking six sacks — it needed every bit of Simmons's dominant performance.
His unsportsmanlike conduct penalty was the only negative, but with an upcoming bye week, Simmons has time to workshop other celebrations. If Texas gets to where it wants to go, he's going to need them.
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