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The 10 Funniest Skiing Stock Images on the Internet
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I’m going to let you in on a little secret.

Here at POWDER, we spend a significant portion of each workday trawling through image databases like Getty or Shutterstock. While I wish I could run out and photograph for every story I write, when you have two articles featuring ski areas on either end of the continent due before the end of the day, that isn’t feasible (any word on how scientists are doing with the development of a teleportation device?).

So, instead, I’ll head online to see what’s cooking in the metaverse. Sometimes, this turns up instant gold. Other times, I’ll have to poke around for more than I would like. Once in a while, I'll stumble across skiing stock images that leave me laughing or utterly confused.

These are ten of those photos.

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10. A Y2K Selfie


We'll have what she's having.Photo: Laurence Monneret/Getty Images

I’m not sure what I like more—this image or its accompanying caption, which reads, “Senior woman with skis smiling into video camera.” Ever since I laid eyes on this gem, I’ve been thinking about how I could sneak it into an article—it's so joyous and silly—but no opportunity has presented itself. Until now.

9. Animal Farm


Choose your fighter.Photo: Matthias Clamer/Getty Images

A bunny, a gorilla, and a chicken go skiing at Park City. It seems like the setup for a joke, but I’m having a hard time deciding what the punchline would be. Regardless, let's take a moment to be thankful that this trio—everyone knows chickens and gorillas tend to have political disagreements—chose to set their differences aside to go skiing together for the day. We could all learn something from these three.

8. Animal Farm Part II


I think this penguin might be better at skiing than me. Photo: Peter Cade/Getty Images

Out of everyone in the animal kingdom, penguins are high on the “could probably go pro” list. They’re used to the snow and have fashionable little feather coats that keep them warm. This penguin earns a few more style points with his knit toque. Where’s he headed? I have no idea. Why was this photo taken? I also have no idea. 

7. Business and Pleasure


What do we think? Is business casual on trend for next winter?Photo: Westend61/Getty Images

This is a lore-accurate representation of the entire POWDER staff. Whenever you see a social post or article we share, know that whoever produced it was wearing ski boots and skis while doing so. Most of us don't like the policy, but it's a contractual thing, apparently (bathroom breaks, in particular, present a unique challenge—I'll leave it at that).

6. Pool Day


Hopefully that's Gore-Tex. Photo: Henrik Sorensen/Getty Images

Thankfully, at POWDER, we're allowed to remove our ski equipment once we clock out for the day. The subject of this photo, who seems to have forgotten that he was dressed for the wrong occasion before jumping into a swimming pool, isn't so lucky. 

5. Top Dog


When I say "I got that dog in me," this is what I mean. Photo: iridi/Getty Images

Gorpcore and "technical fabrics" are out. Jorts, Tims, and fuzzy purple scarves are in. I never thought I would write this, but I think a Photoshopped dog might be on the bleeding edge of ski fashion. The new wave is here, mark my words. 

4. Suns Out Guns Out

If you could distill the spring skiing experience into a single person, it would probably look like this. 

3. Better Call Ski Patrol


That doesn't look comfortable.Photo: CS0523183/Getty Images

This photo left me feeling concerned. The threat of falling and getting stuck headfirst in a perfectly formed snowball isn't something I was previously worried about—I thought tree wells and avalanches were terrible enough. My life's been forever changed. Stay frosty out there, folks.

2. Going Crazy for Skiing


You might be skiing in Austria, but this guy is skiing on Mars. Photo: Lars Thulin/Getty Images

Is skiing fun? Obviously. Is skiing more fun when you're joined by someone who can't take a single moment seriously? Of course. We'll never know what went into making this photo, but it's inspired me—and hopefully you—to contribute a bit more lunacy to slopes. 

1. Traffic Jam


On your right!Photo: Joe McBride/Getty Images

Ski traffic sucks and, by all observable metrics, seems only to be getting worse. This forward-thinking skier, however, has arrived at a logical solution. It beats sitting in the car—as long as you don't mind getting pelted by gravel that's traveling 75 miles per hour. 

This article first appeared on Powder and was syndicated with permission.

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