I’m going to let you in on a little secret.
Here at POWDER, we spend a significant portion of each workday trawling through image databases like Getty or Shutterstock. While I wish I could run out and photograph for every story I write, when you have two articles featuring ski areas on either end of the continent due before the end of the day, that isn’t feasible (any word on how scientists are doing with the development of a teleportation device?).
So, instead, I’ll head online to see what’s cooking in the metaverse. Sometimes, this turns up instant gold. Other times, I’ll have to poke around for more than I would like. Once in a while, I'll stumble across skiing stock images that leave me laughing or utterly confused.
These are ten of those photos.
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I’m not sure what I like more—this image or its accompanying caption, which reads, “Senior woman with skis smiling into video camera.” Ever since I laid eyes on this gem, I’ve been thinking about how I could sneak it into an article—it's so joyous and silly—but no opportunity has presented itself. Until now.
A bunny, a gorilla, and a chicken go skiing at Park City. It seems like the setup for a joke, but I’m having a hard time deciding what the punchline would be. Regardless, let's take a moment to be thankful that this trio—everyone knows chickens and gorillas tend to have political disagreements—chose to set their differences aside to go skiing together for the day. We could all learn something from these three.
Out of everyone in the animal kingdom, penguins are high on the “could probably go pro” list. They’re used to the snow and have fashionable little feather coats that keep them warm. This penguin earns a few more style points with his knit toque. Where’s he headed? I have no idea. Why was this photo taken? I also have no idea.
This is a lore-accurate representation of the entire POWDER staff. Whenever you see a social post or article we share, know that whoever produced it was wearing ski boots and skis while doing so. Most of us don't like the policy, but it's a contractual thing, apparently (bathroom breaks, in particular, present a unique challenge—I'll leave it at that).
Thankfully, at POWDER, we're allowed to remove our ski equipment once we clock out for the day. The subject of this photo, who seems to have forgotten that he was dressed for the wrong occasion before jumping into a swimming pool, isn't so lucky.
Gorpcore and "technical fabrics" are out. Jorts, Tims, and fuzzy purple scarves are in. I never thought I would write this, but I think a Photoshopped dog might be on the bleeding edge of ski fashion. The new wave is here, mark my words.
If you could distill the spring skiing experience into a single person, it would probably look like this.
This photo left me feeling concerned. The threat of falling and getting stuck headfirst in a perfectly formed snowball isn't something I was previously worried about—I thought tree wells and avalanches were terrible enough. My life's been forever changed. Stay frosty out there, folks.
Is skiing fun? Obviously. Is skiing more fun when you're joined by someone who can't take a single moment seriously? Of course. We'll never know what went into making this photo, but it's inspired me—and hopefully you—to contribute a bit more lunacy to slopes.
Ski traffic sucks and, by all observable metrics, seems only to be getting worse. This forward-thinking skier, however, has arrived at a logical solution. It beats sitting in the car—as long as you don't mind getting pelted by gravel that's traveling 75 miles per hour.
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