Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Dundee Mifflin

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THE FRIENDLY GHOST – 7/10 – Kasper to the rescue. With the defence more vulnerable than recent times as they stretched us with punchy counters, it was up to the very last line to save the day. Like Sunday’s final whistle never blew – class in lime green, the big lhad pulling out the big stops in the big moments.

MELLOW YELLOW – 6.5/10 – The kid’s got game – with more first-team minutes he’s learning to raise his intensity levels. Appears to revel in a bit of a barny, which can cost him as with Sunday. But its not a bad thing for your guard dugs to be a bit rabid, and our pup’s also trying to add some finesse, as witnessed by a couple of peachy deliveries.

SCRATCHY – 6.5/10 – Adventure over? The curse of the hammy strikes again, just as his energetic approach was raising both enjoyment and anticipation levels. Will the cartel extend their hitman’s stay in Europe? Will he get fit in time to plug a few holes in the Zombies come N’erday, before racing for a flight back to South America? Stay tuned; All this and more in the next episode of ‘Parkheid Narcos’…

OF JUSTICE – 5/10 – Liam, Liam, Liam… For that first half it was less Ginger Baresi and more ‘Wicklow Whit?’. Old habits bit back – worryingly lapse, casual, racking up the faults like Henman going down in every Wimbledon Quarter-Final he ever reached…Redemption of sorts came with a now-trademark deep defensive header in deadzone time. Let’s hope this blip’s the season’s anomaly.

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