Senne Lammens to Manchester United: Another £18.2M Gamble or Genuine Solution?

Well, well, well. Manchester United have done it again. Just when you thought their transfer strategy couldn’t get any more predictable, they’ve gone and splashed £18.2 million on yet another goalkeeper. This time, it’s 23-year-old Belgian shot-stopper Senne Lammens from Royal Antwerp, and honestly, I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Why Lammens Could Be United’s Next Big Mistake

Let’s be real here for a hot minute. United already have Andre Onana, who’s been about as reliable as a chocolate teapot this season, Altay Bayindir collecting dust on the bench, and Tom Heaton hanging around like that friend who overstayed their welcome. Now they’re adding Lammens to this goalkeeper graveyard?

The kid made 30 appearances in the Belgian Pro League last season with seven clean sheets. Seven. That’s not exactly setting the world on fire, is it? Sure, he’s been tracking well with his save percentage, but let’s not forget we’re talking about the Belgian league here, not exactly the Premier League pressure cooker that is Old Trafford.

Gary Neville wasn’t wrong when he said the United goalkeeper spot is “the toughest position in English football.” The Theatre of Dreams has become more like a house of horrors for keepers, and throwing a 23-year-old Belgian into that madness feels like feeding him to the wolves.

The Ruben Amorim Connection Makes This Even Weirder

Here’s where it gets interesting – and by interesting, I mean suspicious. Apparently, when Ruben Amorim was managing Sporting, they were already tracking Lammens. So this isn’t some desperate last-minute panic buy; it’s a calculated move that’s been brewing for ages.

Football expert Kevin Hatchard describes Lammens as “very calm” with good mentality, which is nice and all, but you know what else sounds calm? A graveyard. And that’s exactly what United’s goalkeeping situation has become.

The fact that Amorim previously said he was “happy with his goalkeeping department” before this signing tells you everything you need to know. Either he was lying through his teeth, or someone upstairs decided his opinion didn’t matter. Neither scenario fills me with confidence.

United’s Summer Spending Spree Hits £232 Million

With Lammens joining Benjamin Sesko, Matheus Cunha, Bryan Mbeumo, and Diego Leon, United’s summer spending has now hit a staggering £232 million. At this point, they’re spending money like a drunk sailor on shore leave, and I’m starting to wonder if there’s any strategy behind it or if they’re just throwing darts at a board.

Royal Antwerp signed Lammens from Club Brugge two years ago, and now they’re about to make nearly 100% profit on the deal. Good for them, I suppose. Someone’s got to win in this madness, and it sure isn’t going to be United fans watching another goalkeeper struggle under the Old Trafford spotlight.

What This Means for United’s Goalkeeper Crisis