Surprise guest at Bournemouth game + probable Spurs XI

The arranged protest by the Change For Tottenham gang (a subscription-free version of the Tottenham Hotspur Supporters’ Trust) is in for a blow this afternoon, as the bookmakers have Spurs as narrow favourites, and new signing Xavi Simons is tipped to be presented during the pre-match shenanigans.

Those seeking to tap into a mood of discontent will most likely find themselves talking to fellow protestors. One can only wonder how hard Levy will have to suppress his smirk as they all file in and spend their pocket money afterwards.