Back in the 2000s, the Tracks Magazine office in Sydney attracted a weird litany of nutty surf entrepreneurs. Like the world’s lowest rent version of Shark Tank, our non-work would be interrupted daily by dudes (and it was always dudes) spruiking wax made by wasps, wetsuits made from hemp, removal fins (they’ll never catch on we said), balance boards (we’d drag in Colin from accounts to try them and watch him go arse over apex), and every other invention destined never to see the light.
One of the most pitched inventions, however, was the foldable/retractable/collapsible surfboard. That made sense. Making travelling with a surfboard easier has been a Holy Grail since we invented a sport whose only piece of equipment was 10 feet long and weighed 80 pounds. In 1964, the aerospace engineer Karl Pope patented the three-piece Travelboard, followed later by the Bisect, 9’6” board that broke into two pieces. All models failed commercially, as did the 1968 Multiboard, designed by Herman Bank. He was a rocket scientist, but it was the shortboard revolution that was said to have led to a lack of vertical thrust for his invention.
And they kept coming. The Walden tri-fold, industrial designer Thomas Meyerhoffer and his 2PRT, a modular surfboard that splits in two just above the fins. That didn’t take off, and this was a guy who worked for Porsche and helped design the original iMac. A decade ago, French-based Notox Surfboards had a customised and expensive model available. Now back in the Tracks office, the parade of backyard enthusiasts would unveil sectional surfboards, usually packed in a bodyboard or "half" bag with a variety of tube or Dowling inserts, and bolts or clamps to keep the sections in place when surfing.
And that was the issue. Those mechanisms added weight, and with having two parts that flex completely independently of each other, there was always a weak point. Or the worst of both worlds in terms of performance. In the opportunity cost of saving hassle vs board performance, for more than 60 years surfers kept choosing the latter.
And yet, despite the long-standing evidence, it’s comforting to know that the eternal hunt for the foldable surfboard is continuing. The latest in the origami ring is French-based NeWave, who claim its signature “W” locking system ensures an even distribution of force, maintaining the perfect balance between flexibility and rigidity.
It has a pin and clip system that they reckon takes just 20 seconds to secure the board. And in a nod to Thomas Meyerhoffer, it is a modular design. You could start with a 7'6 Mini Malibu, but by adding a longboard-style tail, you get an 8'2 Egg board. They call it the first 9-in-1 surfboard, which is hard to argue with, seeing as it's not exactly a bar anyone else has tried to jump.
Now, you’d think that in the 60 years since Pope’s model hit the market, advances in technology, materials and design should make a foldable design much more viable. And maybe the market of surfers who will trade a performance for less airline fees and hassle is now much larger. The young NeWave crew may have had their eureka moment.
But if history is anything to go by, you sense this quest is far from over.
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