Denshattack Skates Into 2026 With Train-Grinding Madness

Hold onto your conductors, folks, because Undercoders just dropped some seriously wild news that’s got the gaming community caught by the hook of absurdity! Denshattack is officially chugging toward a 2026 release, and honestly? We’re not sure if we’re ready for this level of chaos.

What Exactly IS Denshattack?

Picture this: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, but instead of grinding rails, you’re literally grinding trains. Yeah, you read that right. In a vibrant Japanese dystopia where apparently physics took a permanent vacation, you’ll be flipping, tricking, and pulling off insane stunts aboard your very own gravity-defying locomotive.

The Steam page promises “off-the-rails” gameplay (pun absolutely intended by the devs, we’re sure), where players take on rival gangs and a shady megacorp called Miraidō. Because of course there’s a shady megacorp—it wouldn’t be a proper dystopia without one!

Train-Surfing Through Japan’s Wildest Landscapes

Denshattack isn’t just about mindless grinding, though. Players will journey across reimagined Japanese cities sealed under corporate domes (yikes), face off against everything from “mecha magical girls to moving castles,” and somehow make sense of it all while chasing high scores.

The game promises customizable trains, because apparently, even in dystopian futures, we still care about our ride’s aesthetic. From countryside to neon-soaked streets of Shibuya, each region brings fresh challenges and—let’s be honest—probably more opportunities to spectacularly crash your train.

Worth the Wait?

With Fireshine Games backing this wild concept and a 2026 release window that feels close yet so far away, Denshattack might just be the breath of fresh air the gaming world didn’t know it needed. Steam users can already wishlist the title, though reviews are obviously non-existent since, well, time travel hasn’t been invented yet.

Will train-skateboarding become the next big gaming trend? Only time will tell, but one thing’s certain—2026 just got a whole lot more interesting!