Terraria Meets Palworld: A Dungeon So Confusing It Might Be Brilliant

Alright, Palworlders, let’s not mince words here. The Tides of Terraria update is no walk in the park. It’s the kind of update that says, “Oh, you thought you were a pro? Cute.” Between the new Terraria-inspired dungeon and that smug Alpha Pal boss, the Eye of Cthulhu, you’re probably setting yourself up for either ultimate glory… or hours of yelling at your screen. Either way, we’re here to help.

Grab your pickaxe, summon your bravest Pals, and prepare for a guide packed with more sass, sarcasm, and survival tips than you probably deserve.

Where the Heck is the Terraria Dungeon in Palworld?

Okay, step one is finding the dang thing. The Terraria Dungeon, also known as the Sealed Realm of Terraria, is southeast of Fisherman’s Point. (Noob tip: if you’re lost, just keep heading southeast like you’re trying to escape your problems.)

When you spot a giant statue dressed in the Hallowed armor set from Terraria, congrats, you’ve arrived. It’s like the dungeon is silently judging you already. The portal is right in front of it, so take a deep breath and step into the madness.

Prepare to Get Lost in the (Mapless) Labyrinth

Oh, did you think the dungeon would be straightforward? LOL, no. Welcome to the mapless chaos of the Terraria Dungeon, where the only thing more confusing than the layout is why you decided to come here in the first place. Bring a pickaxe, because breakable walls and hidden paths are your new best frenemies.

Walkthrough Highlights (a.k.a. How Not to Rage Quit):

1. The Slime Parade 

  You’ll be greeted by Terraria-styled slimes. Cute, right? Until they gang up on you like it’s an ambush in a bad action movie. Fight through and take the left path when you reach the first split.

1. The Wooden House, Because Why Not 

  Somewhere ahead is a quaint little wooden house. Go through it to enter a sub-biome that gives strong underground Terraria vibes. Cool music plays here, but don’t get too distracted—danger is just around the corner.

1. The Hallow-esque Sub-Biome 

  Take a left again, follow the watery trail, and you’ll eventually reach a vibrant sub-biome that looks like the Hallow from Terraria. Don’t admire the scenery for too long; you’ve got more paths to choose (and more ways to get lost).

1. Bust Down That Wall, Champ! 

  Hit a dead end with a suspiciously weak wall? It’s breakable. Equip your pickaxe, channel your inner miner, and smash your way through like a boss. Once through, you’ll hit a coliseum-like area. And guess what? That means you’re nearly at the boss fight. (Finally.)

How to NOT Die Fighting the Eye of Cthulhu