Arizona State's head coach Kenny Dillingham met with local media in Arizona to talk about his team's week one win against Northern Arizona and also previewed this week's game against Mississippi State in Starkville.
However, what'll catch most people's attention is Dillingham's claim there isn't a hotel that isn't a casino closer than an hour away from Starkville. Perhaps even more blasphemous was his suggestion it'll be hard to find "good food" for some of his finicky eaters.
Here's everything else he said, too:
"That's not even a joke."
— Mississippi State On SI (@DawgsonSI) September 1, 2025
Yes, it was a joke, just one that he realized wasn't that funny. Here's a better one:
Why did the Sun Devil cross the road?
Because even the chicken knew there was a hotel around the corner from the stadium.
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