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Death Takes Another Bow: Final Destination 7 Announced
- Image from Final Destination: Bloodlines courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures

Hollywood appears to be as scared of letting this franchise go as the characters are of Death itself. That’s right, fans of meticulously choreographed doom, your favorite accursed antagonist is returning to mess things up in Final Destination 7. After the rip-roaring success of Final Destination: Bloodlines earlier this year, New Line has decided to dust off (or sharpen, I guess) those creative death scenes once more. And hey, why not? The pungent smell of box office money is reason enough.

Franchise Statistics Prove That Death Pays

Lori Evans Taylor is back and ready to helm the screenplay. If you’re wondering who to thank (or blame) for the vaulted tension in Bloodlines, add her name to the card. While Taylor tinkers with the cosmic mechanics of this franchise’s morbid Rube Goldberg machines, producers like Craig Perry (yes, the guy who swears this concept is “evergreen”) return to oversee more brutal, eyebrow-raising kills.

But what does that mean for Final Destination fans, and can we finally call the franchise “high art” for horror buffs with advanced imaginations and questionable safety habits?

If you’re wondering why Final Destination just won’t die, allow me to drop some math bombs. The sixth entry, titled Bloodlines, debuted this May and raked in an eye-popping $51 million domestically just on its opening weekend. It didn’t stop there. With a worldwide haul cresting $286 million, Bloodlines smashed more than just skulls and windshields. It became the highest-grossing installment in the series.

To date, the franchise has collected $983 million globally, making it New Line’s terrifyingly lucrative third-biggest horror franchise following The Conjuring films ($2.3 billion) and the chaotic nightmare of the IT series ($1.2 billion). That’s quite the killing, thus announcing Final Destination 7 makes the most sense at this time.

How Does Death Stay “Relatable”?

The brilliance of the Final Destination stories isn’t only about the creativity of their death sequences, even though, let’s face it, no one watches these movies for relationship arcs. Producer Craig Perry loves to dangle this point over our heads during interviews (as if we, the audience, don’t already marvel at it while squirming at every on-screen impact).

Perry claims the franchise’s malleable timeline and situational nature keep it fresh and endlessly adaptable because the characters themselves aren’t bound to continuity. Hell, you could set these movies in prehistoric times or in a future colony on Mars as long as Death’s signature “gotcha” moment lands. It’s the ultimate horror LEGO set, combining clever misdirection with doses of eerie realism. Tell me you haven’t glanced twice at a loose ceiling fan or unstable set of kitchen knives after watching.

But this time, there’s a twist (isn’t there always?): Bloodlines dared to tackle a multi-generational Death vendetta, hooking viewers with a narrative leap spanning decades. Whether this upcoming sequel expands on that idea or zips back into self-contained group tragedies remains to be seen. Either way, Taylor’s storytelling chops will undoubtedly keep audiences clenched in fear, and the fear will continue in Final Destination 7.

Can Final Destination Stay Ahead of the Curve?

Look, the horror industry is not exactly short on content lately. Between resurrected serial killers (Halloween, we see you) and psychological mazes (Talk To Me, anyone?), new entries must work doubly hard to stand out. Final Destination 7 has its gory legacy working in its favor, but also the looming challenge of audience fatigue.

The franchise has always relied on deceptively simple setups. Moviegoers show up knowing they’ll watch seemingly innocent events spiral into cartoonishly brutal demises. It’s both satisfying and horrifying. Yet if the creative team leans too heavily on nostalgia, without modernizing the stakes or elevating tension, younger crowds may shrug away from this new Final Destination 7 when it comes out.

What might work? Imagine tapping into contemporary fears like unsafe renewable tech (a malfunctioning wind turbine, anyone?) or face-palming modern contraptions like VR headsets gone rogue. The playbook is right there!

A Death Sentence Worth Watching?

Excited? Morbidly curious? Eye-rolling but intrigued? However, you feel about it, Final Destination 7 is coming for you—not literally (we hope). With confirmed box office talent like Lori Evans Taylor comfortably steering the writing and a production team that knows its way around scream-worthy tension, this sequel might just cement this franchise as one of horror’s GOATs.

All I’m saying is, maybe pay extra attention the next time you’re stuck behind a suspiciously large truck of flying planks. Final Destination has taught us well, and Final Destination 7 will continue those lessons.

This article first appeared on Total Apex Entertainment and was syndicated with permission.

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