Well, that escalated quickly. The Boston Red Sox just gave Walker Buehler the boot, and honestly, nobody saw this coming back in December when they handed him a $21 million check. You know that feeling when you buy an expensive gadget online and it arrives completely broken? That is basically what happened here, except the gadget was a former All-Star pitcher, and the team is out more money than most of us will see in a lifetime. Where will he land?
When Boston signed Buehler, they weren’t expecting Cy Young numbers. The guy had been through more Tommy John surgeries than a marionette puppet. But a 5.45 ERA? That is not just disappointing, that’s “hide behind your hands when he takes the mound” territory.
The Red Sox tried everything short of hiring a witch doctor. They moved him from the rotation to the bullpen, hoping maybe shorter outings would spark something. Instead, Buehler served up two earned runs in 2.1 innings against the Yankees like he was working at a soup kitchen. That was apparently the last straw.
Here’s where it gets interesting. Boston isn’t exactly swimming in postseason certainty right now. They are sitting pretty at 75-60, which sounds nice until you realize they’re still 3.5 games behind in the AL East. That recent 7-1 road trip was beautiful, but cutting a $21 million pitcher loose suggests they are either panicking or they have something brewing behind the scenes. The timing feels desperate, like when you’re losing at poker and decide to go all-in with pocket threes. Sometimes it works, sometimes you end up walking home penniless.
Twenty-one million dollars for 112.1 innings of mediocrity. That breaks down to roughly $187,000 per inning pitched. For comparison, that is more than most people’s houses cost. The Red Sox basically paid luxury car prices for a golf cart that keeps breaking down.
What makes this sting even more is that Buehler was clutch for the Dodgers in their World Series run, recording the final out against the Yankees. Boston probably thought they were getting that guy.
The Red Sox called up prospect Payton Tolle to take Buehler’s roster spot. He is probably equal parts thrilled and terrified. Nothing like stepping into the shoes of a guy who just got cut loose faster than a bad Tinder date. This move screams “win now” mentality from Boston’s front office. They are basically saying they would rather roll the dice on young talent than keep throwing good money after bad.
For Buehler? Well, at 31, he is not exactly washed up, but this release is going to hurt his market value. Some team will probably take a flyer on him – maybe the Dodgers want their World Series hero back for nostalgia’s sake. The Red Sox made a statement today: mediocrity won’t be tolerated, even if it costs them millions. Whether this gamble pays off or blows up in their faces remains to be seen, but you have to respect the boldness.
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