The Morning Bark Newsletter

In the spirit of Christmas, and to help offset an otherwise disappointing season for Houston, this sure looked like a lot of fun.

"This is a story because I was a bigger a——. Because I was more litigious. Because I was more combative."

This guy is at least worth an interview, right?

Is this why the Texas Rangers traded three-time All-Star second baseman Ian Kinsler in a move for Prince Fielder earlier this offseason? Probably not.

I know that this father is just doing what he should be doing, but he definitely deserves recognition for protecting his daughter from a very large Bulls player.

That'll be editorializing for $500.

And of course, Ali gave a little wiggle at the end to embarrass the youngster a bit more.

Who needs fancy sports cars and pricey lofts when you can place Jordan’s famous “flu game” shoes on the mantle of any home you ever own or rent?

On Wednesday night, the Memphis Grizzlies forward did something that a young special-needs fan will probably never forget.

The benching of Robert Griffin III may have far-reaching effects across the entire NFL landscape, according to one Hall of Fame coach.

Feeling down and need a pick me up? Or do you just like mushy, feel-good stories? Either way, we have something for you.

If speed and accuracy are the goal, this seems like a good place to start.

If the redcoats — or at least the squad from Man U — ever try to invade our shores, this is one father/son team who'll be ready.