The Morning Bark Newsletter

"I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight." - Sean Avery

Note to all hockey players: Please refrain from using the term "sloppy seconds" in front of camera-holding members of the press who answered yes to the question, "got a camera?" NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman isn't nearly as big of a fan of Urban Dictionary as you are.

- Jeff

Sean Avery Suspended for Free Speech... submitted by arson83  on December 02, 2008 (NY Hockey Rivalry) Sean Avery gets an indefinite suspension for using the phrase "sloppy seconds," while Mike Mottau is playing again after trying to kill Frans Nielsen and Chris Pronger is glorified by the NHL after his 8 dangerous suspensions...

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