The Morning Bark Newsletter

'Club Seat's Top 5' -- that's what this section of our site is called. Well, I couldn't help myself so you guys are in for a treat. I doubled our usual top five this week to bring you the Top 10 Worst Tattoos In The NBA. Enjoy!

Not to pile on Raiders destined-to-be-released quarterback JaMarcus Russell, but allow me to pile on. Russell has taken heat for spending 'more time in the jewelry store than the film room' and for being the biggest bust this side of Ryan Leaf, but even more details of his flakiness were revealed over the weekend...

The 1st Round of the NBA Playoffs came to an end this weekend, after some excellent games. The 2nd Round has already tipped off due to the fast and furious playoff schedule, but we here at Pyle of List wanted to take the time to honor the ghosts of throwdowns past...

Everyone seems to be debating whether or not that Phillies fan should have been tasered when he ran on to the field Monday night. We're not sure where we stand on this issue. It's a dicey subject, but we decided to make a list of fans who definitely deserve to be tasered, whether rushing the field or not...

The UFC officially announced on Tuesday a heavyweight title unification match between champ Brock Lesnar and interim champ Shane Carwin for the main event of UFC 116. The event is set for July 3 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada...

...The former big league pitcher is unemployed for the first time since being drafted ninth overall in 1994. Currently, his twitter feed reads like the makings of a sitcom about a former big league pitcher who is unemployed for the first time since being drafted ninth overall in 1994...

Danny Trejo has a Cinco de Mayo message for Arizona -- ju yust f***ed with the wrong Mexican, ése. So says the new trailer for Robert Rodriguez' Machete...

...So who's the right man for the job? The reported shortlist includes Toronto Maple Leafs Assistant GM Dave Nonis, New York Rangers scout/consultant Doug Risebrough, and Steve Yzerman of the Detroit Red Wings. According to sportsnet.ca, Nonis is considered the favorite, but that may depend on the level of interest from Yzerman...

...Harwell was a lot of things to a lot of different people. He was a broadcaster, a Hall of Famer...a legend. He did, as one writer said, "painted pictures for the fans". But also, he was, apparently, a "good guy". No, seriously...my Grandfather told me that once and he didn't come to that conclusion via Facebook, Twitter or even by watching old Tigers broadcasts. He went fishing with the man...

Break out the 3D glasses and pinstripes, shortly you'll be able to watch the Yankees in 3D. YES Network and DirecTV are set to announce the deal today that will add more 3D content to DTV's lineup...