2025 Dallas Cowboys compared to Tupperware in epic rant

“They are currently like the Tupperware of teams. It’s just something you have," Brandt said. "You don’t think about it. You don’t care about it.”

Brandt called the hiring of Brian Schottenheimer “sensible,” but not bold. He added that Tyler Booker was a “practical” selection, but also not bold. The one true negative comment he had centered on their lingering contract negotiation with Micah Parsons, saying this is a repeat of their past practices.

He went as far as saying the most exciting thing about the team this offseason was Jerry Jones making an appearance in the show Landman.

It’s an interesting take since the Cowboys have been criticized in the past for being about everything except football. Yet now that they’re making “practical” and “sensible” football decisions, they’re boring and leave pundits such as Brandt “numb.”

Just goes to show that you can’t win all the time, especially when people are trying so hard to find reasons to be upset.

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