Comedian Causes Stir With 'Wild' Mark Sanchez Halloween Costume

To his credit, it worked. There were plenty of mean comments for him to choose from, though most of them had less to do with him mocking Sanchez's near-fatal stabbing and more to do with how thin his thighs look:

"How did you only skip upper leg day?" one user asked.

"You're the reason your parents got divorced," another remarked.

"Ozempic knees."

"You look like a concussion."

The Sanchez Stabbing Incident

Sanchez was recently involved in a violent late-night altercation in downtown Indianapolis that left him hospitalized with stab wounds. The conflict reportedly began over a parking dispute with a 69-year-old driver near a hotel’s loading dock. According to police and prosecutor statements, Sanchez—who allegedly appeared intoxicated—accosted the driver, attempted to enter his vehicle, and pushed him; the driver responded first with pepper spray and then stabbed Sanchez in self-defense when Sanchez advanced again.

Incidentally, Polizzi also hails from Indianapolis.

Following the incident, Sanchez was initially charged with misdemeanors including battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, and public intoxication. Those charges were later upgraded to a Level 5 felony battery charge, involving serious bodily injury, which could carry a sentence of 1 to 6 years in prison.