It's a dark day for Dallas Cowboys Nation, as the fallout from the blockbuster Micah Parsons trade continues to cast a dark shadow. Parsons is now a member of the Green Bay Packers, and that's just something that everyone will have to deal with.
But, if you're still reeling from the pain of Parsons parting ways with Big D, it's best to stay away from the TV.
The Cowboys are the laughing stock of morning sports talk shows on Friday, and it probably won't stop anytime soon. Whether it be ESPN or the NFL Network, everyone has their take.
Even the online content creators are getting their licks in. It's treacherous out there in the internet streets, so let's just take a look at some of the shots being fired.
First, you have Dan Orlovsky, a man made famous for a boneheaded decision and running out of the back of the endzone for a safety, calling out the Cowboys for a boneheaded decision of their own.
"This will go down as one of the worst trades in the history of [the Dallas Cowboys] organization."@danorlovsky7 shares his thoughts on the Cowboys trading Micah Parsons to the Packers pic.twitter.com/yp4kHfomez
— Get Up (@GetUpESPN) August 29, 2025
When Orlovsky is taking shots, you know you're down bad.
And you know Kyle Brandt was going to boast and take his shots at the 'Boys. He delivered, all while adding insult to injury and rocking the Parsons No. 11 on Good Morning Football.
The Cowboys are in the middle of their own special little dynasty. Thoughts on Micah. pic.twitter.com/Ndn9f1LTO9
— Kyle Brandt (@KyleBrandt) August 29, 2025
It's expected. These are the Dallas Cowboys after all, but nothing could prepare you for what you are about to see next.
The disgust you feel watching Parsons suit up in green and yellow for the first time won't compare to the feeling in your stomach when you see Skip Bayless going on an unhinged 10-minute rant about the deal from the front seat of his car like he's about to review a new Popeyes Pickle Glaze Chicken Sandwich.
NO MORE MICAH HEADACHE AND I SAY GOOD RIDDANCE AND GOOD LUCK, GREEN BAY pic.twitter.com/vWGnG8C1c9
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) August 28, 2025
We're entering Labor Day Weekend, so all people are about to have on their hands is time.
Get ready to see more rants coming the Cowboys' way over the next few days and into the season opener against the Philadelphia Eagles on Thursday, September 4.
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