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LeBron James' lame stunt hoodwinks ticket buyers
Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James. Gary A. Vasquez-Imagn Images

Lakers star LeBron James' lame stunt hoodwinks ticket buyers

Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James teased a retirement announcement was coming Tuesday, which drove up ticket prices for what would have been his final game. Turns out, King James was just selling cognac.

Monday, James put up a post teasing "The decision of all decisions," referencing his controversial TV special from 2010 when he announced on ESPN that he was leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat. The move did raise money for the Boys & Girls Club, but breaking the hearts of Cavs fans on live television didn't help James' image.

This time, James didn't make any earth-shattering announcements. The only people he disappointed were people who bought overpriced tickets for a Utah Jazz-Los Angeles Lakers game, and fans who didn't expect an NBA legend to do a crass publicity stunt to advertise Hennessy.

Hinting at retirement created a ticket price spike

With James about to start his 23rd NBA season and playing on a one-year contract, no one knows how long he plans to play. That's why "#TheSecondDecision" naturally led people to assume he'd be announcing his retirement.

That's why ticket prices soared for the Lakers' final home game on April 12. The cheapest seats went from $82 to $580 in a day. Three hours after the announcement turned out to be a Hennessy ad, the cheapest seats have dropped to $233 on VividSeats. It's not James' responsibility to protect ticket scalpers, of course, but people who bought tickets thinking it was his final game might be sorely disappointed. Facing the tanking Jazz, there's an excellent chance James won't even play.

The stunt may reflect James' unhappiness with the Lakers

James surely got richly rewarded for the ad, though the rollout was botched when Hennessy released the ad 90 minutes ahead of the promised 12 p.m. EST announcement.

But it says something about the star's frayed relationship with his team, which traded for and extended Luka Doncic this year while only giving James a one-year deal, that he would tease fans about quitting for a liquor promotion.

Perhaps this is a subtle signal to the team from a player who has regularly used social media to deliver passive-aggressive messages. If Doncic is the new face of the franchise, then James no longer needs to give the Lakers a heads-up about his long-term plans. Especially when the Hennessy ad came the same day James was ruled out for the entire preseason.

The Lakers will be fine, and James wasn't likely to play much before the season started anyway. The only real losers are the ticket speculators, who will have to hope Ace Bailey and Walker Kessler can make the Jazz exciting to watch — though probably not worth a $500 ticket.

Sean Keane

Sean Keane is a sportswriter and a comedian based in Oakland, California, with experience covering the NBA, MLB, NFL and Ice Cube’s three-on-three basketball league, The Big 3. He’s written for Comedy Central’s “Another Period,” ESPN the Magazine, and Audible. com

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