Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Romulus & Remus

Originally posted on The Celtic Star | By David Faulds | Last updated Dec 12, 2025 8:36 AM ET

SANDMAN’S DEFINITIVE RATINGS: CELTIC v ROMULUS & REMUS

“Get mad, then get over it.” – Colin Powell

THE FRIENDLY GHOST – 6.5/10 – Well, Kasper can play with his feet – if there’s one thing we tested thoroughly last night it was that. With only a couple of errors under pressure he put the majority of the outfield to shame, also remembering to throw in some goalkeeper stuff and pulling off some fine saves. Nothing he could do about the Roma strikes, bad enough, but must have felt victimised when his own players joined in – Liam’s crashing header and Negan trying to chip him.

KATIE – 4/10 – Rough justice on KT as he’s among the half-time scapegoats after a roasting through the opening half, his chances not aided by the ethereal presence up the wing from him…

OF JUSTICE – 3/10 – Scales first goal, bullet heider… And the bookies won’t pay out. What a night for Liam as the Wicklow Wonder deteriorated into the Barndarigg Bar Steward. Nods in the opener then gets evaded and rolled by big compatriot dumpling Ferguson to finish the contest by the break. Did make a fine block late on to curb the embarrassment, but by then nobody gave a flying….

CRUSTY THE CLOWN – 6/10 – Not sure whose decision it was but HE should have been Ferguson’s nemesis. Liam simply didn’t have the physicality to cope in the fluid seconds around the goals, but Austin was the more suitable foil. However, that didn’t transpire and he watched on while preventable damage was done. Managed to hold up his own duties quite well under severe pressure.