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Mario Kart World Embraces Cannibalism with Moo Moo Cow Character
- Image from Mario Kart World courtesy of Nintendo

Players celebrated the exciting news that Cow, the beloved character from Wii’s Moo Moo Meadows, would finally be a playable racer in Mario Kart World. After the beloved racing game was released, people discovered something unsettling about its gameplay. Specifically, Cow can be witnessed devouring an item resembling a beef burger while performing a cheerful emote. So, what does this development mean for the character? 

Mario Brings Cannibalism to Racing

Image from Mario Kart World courtesy of Nintendo

For many players, Mario Kart World’s implication of cannibalism, though alleged, is monstrous given the source. However, some players are convinced the burgers in the game could be vegan, though Super Nintendo World’s meaty burgers are present in the game. As a result, the appearance of these foods raises doubts about their arguments. Meanwhile, the playable Crab character enthusiastically consumes sushi during its animations, leading players to wonder if all the game’s food avoids animal products entirely. 

However, Super Mario Bros. Wonder provides answers, confirming that plants within the Mushroom Kingdom possess sapience, capable of smiling, laughing, and offering encouragement. Taking this approach, Mario Kart World still draws criticism among fans for its potential “eating habits.” Whether the food is actually vegan and cross-species eating considered cannibalism isn’t relevant. Ultimately,  the potential consumption of sentient, friendly plants still puts the entire character roster under fire. For long-time Nintendo fans, the undeniable cannibalism present in Animal Crossing: New Horizons is still fresh in their memories. 

Moo Moo Cow Makes Surprising Debut

With the Nintendo Switch 2’s official launch came significant chaos. After attendees received consoles marred by staples on the screen alongside perplexing free snacks, some expressed frustration loudly. While opinions differ on Mario Kart World, one element that captured attention amidst this eventful start was the playable character, Moo Moo Cow, who is adored by players universally. The Moo Moo species is no stranger to Super Mario, having long populated the universe. However, their debut in Mario Kart World marks the first time the grass-grazing character becomes a controllable racer.

The cow was originally showcased during its April Switch 2 Direct, instantly captivating players who spotted it among the roster. As Polygon observed, fans have seized this unique opportunity with evident enthusiasm without delay. Beyond Mario Kart World’s new level design and available characters, players can explore its open world, particularly the local and online lobbies where players race globally. As Moo Moo Cow and its endearing face have dominated these lobbies, one must ask why players gravitate to this character so much. For the average player, encountering the cow has become nearly inevitable, with social media filled with posts demonstrating its popularity. 

Moo Moo Cow doesn’t have any unlock requirements, making its immediate availability a key reason for its popularity among players. While other racers may need to be unlocked to be selected, the cow serves as a readily accessible and charming alternative. Despite Mario Kart World’s colorful designs, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows as the character does have its detractors. In particular, some players find the character’s realistic dirt texture extremely unappealing.

Moo Moo Cow Takes Over Mario Kart

Players who secured the Switch 2 at launch stormed social media with screenshots and videos, overflowing with the Moo Moo Cow character. This prevalence in Mario Kart World makes logical sense because the adorable bovine unlocks immediately, unlike other racers, who require specific conditions. Furthermore, this single character dominating lobbies may lead players to eventually become tired of its constant presence.

In fact, some players have already expressed frustration that the cow monopolizes the game entirely. Moreover, the character may be disliked for its potential digital cannibalism implications or become repulsed by its realistically muddy appearance. Alternatively, it may reach Luigi’s status in Mario Kart 8, dominating the game after his death scare became a popular meme. Nevertheless, trends might shift away from this bovine focus over time, as more players join the game.

This article first appeared on Total Apex Gaming and was syndicated with permission.

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