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The 25 most memorable fictional bands
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The 25 most memorable fictional bands

Great bands don't have to be real. What does that mean? There are plenty of great bands that exist only on the screen. Sure, some fictional bands have managed to play some real-life gigs, but you get the point. Don't overthink it. Here is our ranking of the best fictional bands of all time.

 
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25. Girl Talk ('Full House')

Girl Talk ('Full House')
Warner Bros. Domestic Television Distribution

It will go down as one of the worst performances in network television sitcom history. Girl Talk's debut at the Smash Club was horrendous. Stephanie, Kimmy, and Gia cared more about the band's collective look than rehearsing. Their cover of "The Sign" was disjointed and a full-blown disaster. No worries, the band eventually reformed for a mini-reunion — with D.J. on drums — during Netflix's Fuller House.

 
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24. Sex Bob-omb ('Scott Pilgrim vs. the World')

Sex Bob-omb ('Scott Pilgrim vs. the World')
Universal Studios

Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) and his band Sex Bob-omb aren't all that good musically. That doesn't mean they are not entertaining. The group means well and is quite the underdog in this story that features some kind of sci-fi battle of the bands. This is not a great movie, and some can argue it isn't even good, but as far as fictitious bands go, Sex Bob-omb has its moments worth celebrating. 

 
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23. California Dreams ('California Dreams')

California Dreams ('California Dreams')
Rysher Entertainment

One of the more underrated Saturday morning NBC shows during the 1990s was this Saved by the Bell knockoff. It's essentially the same kind of show but with the main characters playing in a pop band. The band, which managed to endure some lineup changes, usually played at their favorite hangout Sharkey's. Notable tracks included "California Dreams" and "Everybody's Got Someone." 

 
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22. Cotton Candy ('Cotton Candy')

Cotton Candy ('Cotton Candy')
Major H Productions; Ron Howard Productions

A little-known made-for-TV 1978 film co-written and directed by Ron Howard. Yes, that Ron Howard. It's the story about a group of high school outcasts led by the directionless George Smalley (Charles Martin Smith), looking for purpose. They come together to form a band, hoping to take down the massively popular Rapid Fire in the local battle of the bands. Cotton Candy's sound is pure pop with some new wave and pretty catchy sometimes.

 
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21. Josie and the Pūssycats ('Josie and the Pūssycats')

Josie and the Pūssycats ('Josie and the Pūssycats')
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Based on the popular comic that started in the 1960s. The film version is below average, but the band is still worthy of mention when put in a historical context. Josie (Rachael Leigh Cook), Melody (Tara Reid), and Valerie (Rosario Dawson) make the best of the opportunity to do this classic band justice. Letters to Cleo frontwoman Kay Hanley provided the vocals that Cook lip-synced.

 
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20. Sexual Chocolate ('Coming to America')

Sexual Chocolate ('Coming to America')
Paramount Pictures

While celebrating Black Awareness Week, the pride of Jackson Heights, Randy Watson (Eddie Murphy), took the local stage with his band Sexual Chocolate. Watson and the band delivered a splendid cover of Whitney Houston's "Greatest Love of All." The crowd might not have appreciated the magic that Watson and Sexual Chocolate are capable of exuding. But we know it's there — some place.

 
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19. Barry Jive and the Uptown Five ('High Fidelity')

Barry Jive and the Uptown Five ('High Fidelity')
Touchstone Pictures

The band was known as Sonic Death Monkey before its much-acclaimed debut as Barry Jive and The Uptown Five. Following that much-talked-about performance, highlighted by an amazing cover of Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On," the group was said to be leaning toward another name change to Kathleen Turner Overdrive. It's one of Jack Black's most memorable film moments.

 
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18. Citizen Dıck ('Singles')

Citizen Dıck ('Singles')
Warner Bros.

From what we know about Citizen Dıck, the band is huge in Belgium. Of course, that's probably because of talented members Stone, Jeff, and drummer Eddie Vedder. Though, frontman Cliff Poncier (Matt Dillon) is often considered the weak link in the Seattle band known for its local hit "Touch Me I'm Dıck." When it comes to the glory days of grunge in the Pacific Northwest, Citizen Dıck did not earn the respect it deserved. 

 
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17. The Carrie Nations ('Beyond the Valley of the Dolls')

The Carrie Nations ('Beyond the Valley of the Dolls')
20th Century Fox

Written by legendary film critic Roger Ebert and directed by sexploitation movie guru Russ Meyer. It's nothing more than a cult film but far from a classic in that genre. Still, The Carrie Nations (Kelly, Casey, and "Pet"), also known as The Kelly Affair, have that tripping, late 1960s-early '70s sound. Among the group's notable hits (all lip-synced by the actresses with vocals by singer/songwriters Lynn Carey and Barbara Robison) are the gently "Long Run" and "Sweet Talking Candyman." 

 
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16. The Archies ('The Archie Show')

The Archies ('The Archie Show')
The Archies

The Archies arguably produced the most memorable song of any fictional band in music history. In the late 1960s, "Sugar, Sugar" was one of the biggest hits on the planet, courtesy of the band comprised of classic comic characters Archie, "Jughead," Reggie, Betty, and Veronica. Session musicians provided the tunes to a comic that remains one of the most legendary. 

 
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15. Hedwig and The Angry Inch ('Hedwig and The Angry Inch')

Hedwig and The Angry Inch ('Hedwig and The Angry Inch')
New Line Cinema

Based on the late 1990s stage musical. Hedwig is dealing with a failed marriage amid the fall of the Berlin Wall and finds her passion fronting a rock band. While the flamboyant Hedwig (John Cameron Mitchell) has plenty of talent, the band is forced to play rundown restaurants before eventually earning a moment of fame. 

 
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14. Otis Day and the Knights ('Animal House')

Otis Day and the Knights ('Animal House')
Universal Pictures

When a fraternity wants to throw a raging toga party, there's no better band to hire than Otis Day and the Knights. The group's rendition of "Shama Lama Ding Döng" and "Shout" were among the highlights. Actor DeWayne Jessie lip-synced both songs over the vocals of Lloyd G. Williams. Members of Delta Tau Chi also caught the band in action while on a road trip later in the film. 

 
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13. Ellen Aim and The Attackers ('Streets of Fire')

Ellen Aim and The Attackers ('Streets of Fire')
Universal Pictures

One of the more underrated movies on this list. Directed by Walter Hill (The Warriors, 48 Hrs.), Streets of Fire might be best known for the music. It's dubbed "A Rock & Roll Fable." Singer Ellen Aim (Diane Lane) and her backing band The Attackers are at the forefront. Aim and her film band lip-sync over the made-for-big-screen group Fire Inc., with Laurie Sargent and Holly Sherwood on vocals. Jim Steinman, of Meat Loaf fame, penned Aim's two bookend movie hits "Nowhere Fast" and "Tonight Is What It Means to Be Young."

 
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12. Steel Dragon ('Rock Star')

Steel Dragon ('Rock Star')
Warner Bros. Pictures

Based on the real-life story of "Ripper" Owens, the frontman of a Judas Priest tribute band who eventually replaced the legendary Rob Halford when he left the actual group. Mark Wahlberg stars as Chris "Izzy" Cole, an obsessed Steel Dragon tribute band singer who gets his shot with the real thing. While real-life rockers Zakk Wylde, Jason Bonham, and Jeff Pilsen help make up Steel Dragon, Wahlberg lip-synced over vocals from screeching pop-metal singer Mike Matijevic (Steelheart).

 
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11. The Soggy Bottom Boys ('O Brother Where, Art Thou?')

The Soggy Bottom Boys ('O Brother Where, Art Thou?')
Touchstone Pictures

Escaped convicts Everett (George Clooney), Pete (John Turturro), and Delmar (Tim Blake Nelson) heard they could get back money by singing into a can at a local radio station. Thus, the Soggy Bottom Boys were born, and their cover of "Man of Constant Sorrow" became a hit in the movie and in real life. The actors did not actually sing the song, but it didn't matter.

 
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10. CB4 ('CB4')

CB4 ('CB4')
Universal Studios

No doubt that CB4 is the greatest fictional rap act of all time. Inspired by N.W.A., but with a more PG tone and plenty more dysfunction. The group apparently took its name from the prison block where members MC Gusto (Chris Rock), Dead Mike (Allen Payne), and Stab Master Arson (Deezer D) met back in the day. Real-life rappers Daddy-O and Hi-C provided some of the vocals for the fictional band and helped deliver a quality cover of "Rapper's Delight."

 
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9. Zack Attack ('Saved by the Bell')

Zack Attack ('Saved by the Bell')
Rysher Entertainment

One of the most memorable episodes during the lengthy run of this popular teen series was Zack's dream of being a rock star. With the great Casey Kasem narrating the story of Zack Attack, the group (Zack, Lisa, Slater, Kelly, Screech) went from a garage band to one of the biggest bands in the world before all fell apart. That's OK, the group eventually got together for a reunion event because they will also be "Friends Forever."

 
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8. Eddie and The Cruisers ('Eddie and The Cruisers')

Eddie and The Cruisers ('Eddie and The Cruisers')
Embassy Pictures

The aftermath of rocker Eddie Wilson's mysterious death is chronicled through the lives of his former bandmates, who are approached by a reporter (Ellen Barkin) trying to find out of he's still alive. Michael Pare played the lead role, but John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band supplied the actual music, including the 1980s radio hit "On the Dark Side." The movie was popular enough to spawn a less successful sequel Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives! 

 
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7. School of Rock ('The School of Rock')

School of Rock ('The School of Rock')
Paramount Pictures

Another classic Jack Black role is Dewey Finn (or Ned Schneebly). Looking to boost his self-esteem and win a battle of the bands event, Dewey teaches a group of sheltered, overachieving private school students about the history of rock music. He ultimately brings them along for a ride that opens personal avenues they never thought about traveling down. The movie spawned a TV series and a very successful musical. It's arguably Black's most beloved acting effort. 

 
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6. The Folksmen ('Saturday Night Live'; 'A Mighty Wind')

The Folksmen ('Saturday Night Live'; 'A Mighty Wind')
Warner Bros. Pictures

The Folksmen came together within the New York City folk scene before breaking up and going in different directions. They did get together for a popular reunion performance to celebrate the life of late folk music producer Irving Steinbloom. The trio is best known for "Old Joe's Place." 

 
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5. Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (a.k.a. Cantina Band) ('Star Wars' franchise)

Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (a.k.a. Cantina Band) ('Star Wars' franchise)
Twentieth Century Fox

There are plenty of memorable scenes throughout the Star Wars franchise. The famous cantina scene on Mos Eisley from A New Hope is near the top of that list. It's the first time we meet Han Solo and Chewy, see Greedo, and get to listen to that cooky band. Eventually, in Star Wars lore, we learn that this band actually has a name. The group's Ragtime-laden sound is catchy and maybe even easy to dance to. 

 
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4. Stillwater ('Almost Famous')

Stillwater ('Almost Famous')
Columbia Pictures; Dreamworks Pictures

While Stillwater's music packs them in, the inter dynamic of the band is what makes the group interesting. There's that love/hate relationship between guitarist Russell Hammond (Billy Crudup) and frontman Jeff Bebe (Jason Lee). The complex Hammond is often the face of the band, which does not play well with the outspoken Bebe. That tension made for some special music, like "Fever Dog."

 
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3. The Wonders ('That Thing You Do!')

The Wonders ('That Thing You Do!')
20th Century Fox

Formerly known as The Oneders, once the spelling was changed and "Skitch" (Tom Everett Scott) jumped behind the drum kit, The Wonders became overnight kings of the Playtone galaxy. Of course, the band from Erie, Pa., would only enjoy some fleeting success but had a massive hit with the song of the movie's title. In real life, that popular tune was written by Adam Schlesinger, co-founder of 1990s favorites Fountains of Wayne, who sadly passed away from COVID-19 in April 2020. 

 
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2. The Blues Brothers Band ('The Blues Brothers')

The Blues Brothers Band ('The Blues Brothers')
Universal Pictures

Due to the success of the act Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi delivered on Saturday Night Live, this fictional band eventually became a massive real-life success. Backed by celebrated real-life musicians such as Steve "The Colonel" Cropper, Donald "Duck" Dunn, and Willie "Too Big" Hall, the band remains one of the great collections of musical talent ever assembled.

 
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1. Spinal Tap ('This is Spinal Tap')

Spinal Tap ('This is Spinal Tap')
Embassy Pictures

Like The Blues Brothers Band, Spinal Tap is a fictional act that ultimately found a place in the real world thanks to the success of this mockumentary cult classic. Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest), Derek Smalls (Harry Shearer), and David St. Hubbins (Michael McKean) comprise the British three-piece that has a higher opinion of itself that rivals public perception. Of course, it's all fantastically hilarious. Who can forget the Stonehenge debacle?

A Chicago native, Jeff Mezydlo has professionally written about sports, entertainment and pop culture for nearly 30 years. If he could do it again, he'd attend Degrassi Junior High, Ampipe High and Grand Lakes University.

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