Timberwolves mock Lakers, Cowboys, Drake in schedule release video

It's probably not going to win an award for creativity, but the Minnesota Timberwolves accompanied scheduled release day in the NBA with a video featuring a hydraulic press crushing things associated with the cities and states of their opponents.

Without further ado, here are the items the Timberwolves crushed in the video:

• Portland: bouquet of roses
• Memphis: jar of BBQ sauce
• Orlando: Magic 8 ball
• Philadelphia: stack of Philly cheesesteak sandwiches
• New York: basket of apples
• Denver: four decks of Bicycle playing cards
• Lakers: Dallas Cowboys mini helmet
• Milwaukee: Tillamook bricks of cheese
• Houston: rocket made of Legos
• Chicago: hot dogs
• Clippers: *jackhammer sound effect while cleaning hot dogs from the press
• Dallas: horse-shaped ride-along toy
• Detroit: toy car
• San Antonio: stack of churros
• Boston: bowl of Lucky Charms cereal
• Atlanta: peach
• Golden State: Ghirardelli chocolates
• Toronto: "Degrassi" DVD with Drake on the cover
• Oklahoma City: congratulations card with message inside: "But it's a new season..."