September 2nd is here, Aquarius, and the cosmos has quite the menu prepared for you. But before you roll your eyes at another horoscope promising “life-changing revelations” (because let’s be honest, you’ve heard it all before), let me tell you what’s actually brewing in your celestial kitchen. Mercury, that chatty planet who loves to stir the pot, is doing something interesting today. Think of it as your brain getting a software update—except this one comes with a few glitches. You might find yourself overthinking that text message from three days ago or suddenly becoming obsessed with learning everything about ancient pottery techniques. The universe is basically handing you a magnifying glass today, but whether you use it to examine something meaningful or get lost staring at dust particles is entirely up to you. A typical Aquarius move would be to choose the dust particles, then somehow turn them into a groundbreaking theory about household ecosystems. Here’s where things get spicy, and not necessarily i