Aaron Nola’s Return From Hell: When Your Comeback Story Becomes a Horror Movie

How the Phillies Saved Nola From Complete Embarrassment

Here’s where it gets interesting – and by interesting, I mean the Phillies’ offense decided to play hero ball. Because when your starting pitcher implodes faster than a controlled demolition, someone’s got to step up.

Weston Wilson came through with a clutch two-run single in the fourth, because apparently he understood the assignment better than his starting pitcher. Nick Castellanos followed up with a solo homer in the sixth, probably thinking, “If I don’t score some runs, we’re all going home early.”

The Phillies tacked on two more in the eighth via Bryce Harper (who else?) and Harrison Bader, building what should have been a comfortable 11-6 lead. Should have been being the operative phrase here.

The Ninth Inning Drama Nobody Asked For

Just when you thought this game couldn’t get any more ridiculous, the Nationals’ Paul DeJong decided to make things interesting with a three-run bomb off Max Lazar in the ninth. Because why end a game quietly when you can give everyone heart palpitations?

Suddenly, that comfortable lead wasn’t so comfortable, and Phillies manager Rob Thomson had to bring in closer Jhoan Duran for what should have been a routine save situation. Duran, probably wondering why he was even needed, struck out James Wood to end the madness and secure an 11-9 victory that felt way more stressful than it had any right to be.

The Brutal Reality of Nola’s Season Numbers

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room – or should I say, the dumpster fire in the rotation. After Sunday’s “performance,” Nola now boasts a sparkling 6.92 ERA and 1.60 WHIP with a 1-7 record across 10 starts this season. 

Those numbers aren’t just bad; they’re “maybe it’s time to consider a career in coaching” bad. For context, a 6.92 ERA means that for every nine innings Nola pitches, he’s giving up nearly seven runs. That’s not sustainable unless your team scores double digits every game.

What This Means for Fantasy Managers

If you’re holding onto Nola in your fantasy league, well, bless your optimistic heart. The fantasy impact here is about as clear as mud – and twice as messy. Fantasy managers who were hoping for a triumphant return got instead a masterclass in why patience isn’t always a virtue.

The Phillies are apparently planning to use a six-man rotation with Nola’s return, though Zack Wheeler’s recent blood clot injury might throw a wrench in those plans. Still, even with extra rest, Nola’s current form suggests he’s more likely to hurt your ERA than help it.

The Silver Lining (If You Squint Really Hard)

Look, it wasn’t all doom and gloom. Nola did strike out four batters, and his first two innings showed flashes of his former self. It’s possible – and I’m being very generous here – that this was just rust from three months off. Maybe his next start will be better. Maybe pigs will fly. Maybe I’ll start believing in participation trophies.

The Phillies did win, which is the most important thing. They’re 71-53 and maintaining their grip on the NL East, potentially building their first-place lead back to six games depending on how the Mets fared against Seattle.

But let’s be real here – this wasn’t the comeback story anyone wanted to write. This was more like a cautionary tale about managing expectations and maybe, just maybe, giving guys a few more rehab starts before throwing them back into the fire.

Aaron Nola’s return was supposed to bolster a playoff push. Instead, it reminded us all why the Phillies need to be very careful about counting on guys coming back from extended injuries. Sometimes the comeback story writes itself. Other times, it reads more like a tragedy with a happy ending tacked on by the offense.