Listen up, football fanatics. While the so-called “experts” are busy hedging their bets and playing it safe with the Steelers’ 8.5 win total, I’m here to tell you something that should be as obvious as Mike Tomlin’s jawline: Pittsburgh is about to make believers out of doubters once again. This win total comes across as free money, knowing the Steelers organization.
Let’s address the elephant in the room, or should I say, the four-time MVP now wearing black and gold. Aaron Rodgers signed with the Steelers to end his career on a better note. His tenure with the Jets was a disaster thanks to a Torn Achilles and Woody Johnson being an incompetent owner. You want to talk about quarterback upgrades? Going from the Russell Wilson-Justin Fields carousel to having a Hall of Fame signal-caller is like trading in your beat-up Honda Civic for an old Ferrari.
Here’s a fun fact that’ll make your head spin: Mike Tomlin has never – and I mean NEVER – finished a season below .500. Not once. While other coaches are making excuses and pointing fingers, Tomlin just keeps finding ways to win games. The man could probably coach a team of grocery store clerks to eight wins. Although if this man weren’t coaching the Steelers, he would have been fired in 2020 after that horrendous loss to the Browns in the playoffs.
Sure, the defense relied heavily on takeaways last season, ranking 18th in EPA per play when you exclude turnovers. But here’s what the stat nerds don’t understand: creating turnovers isn’t luck: it’s a skill. Teams that consistently force turnovers do so because they’re coached to attack the football and create chaos.
With T.J. Watt still terrorizing quarterbacks and Cameron Heyward anchoring the middle, this defense has the leadership and talent to improve. Add in some fresh faces and the motivation that comes with having a legitimate Super Bowl contender, and you’ve got a unit that’ll rise to the occasion.
Everyone’s panicking about Pittsburgh’s tough slate, but let’s break this down intelligently. The Steelers open with five games against teams that finished 15th or worse in offensive DVOA. That’s essentially a warm-up period where this team can build chemistry and confidence. The schedule toughens up after Week 6, but by then, Rodgers will be fully integrated into the system.
Lost in all the George Pickens trade drama is the fact that Pittsburgh added some serious talent. D.K. Metcalf gives Rodgers a legitimate deep threat who can win contested catches. Jonnu Smith provides a reliable safety valve at tight end, and Arthur Smith gets to keep his drinking buddy from Atlanta. These aren’t flashy signings: they’re smart, veteran additions who know how to play winning football.
The AFC North might be competitive, but the Steelers are built differently. They don’t need to blow teams out every week: they just need to find ways to win. And with Tomlin’s track record and Rodgers’ championship pedigree, that’s exactly what they’ll do. Well, there will be games where they play down to competition, because it’s a Tomlin classic. This win total not being 9 is insane, as this makes the bet free money. Take the over and thank me later.
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