Red, the angry red bird from Angry Birds, has taken the internet by storm after posting a TikTok playing Smash or Pass for popular video game characters. That’s a real sentence I’ve just written and you’ve just read, about a real thing that happened. The TikTok shows Red playing Smash or Pass, a game that essentially asks a person to say whether or not they would engage in sexual intercourse with a person or character. Red is, of course, a video game character, so most of the characters mentioned in the video are also from video games. There’s a few obvious choices that Red, the bird from the Angry Birds game that went on to star in movies made for children, makes here. Of course he would smash Bayonetta, who among us wouldn’t? It’s worth noting that this is the official, verified TikTok account for the Angry Birds franchise. He naturally does the right thing and passes instantly on any characters, like Pit from Kid Icarus and Red from Pokémon, who are underage. There are some surprises in there too, such as