Found May 16, 2013 on The Roosevelts:
PLAYERS: LeBron James
TEAMS: Miami Heat
The world of professional sports is like living in a comic book where everything is faster, higher, stronger, harder and infinitely more intense; star athletes are like mutant, superhuman X-Men characters.  For everyone that labors under the false notion that they were an ounce of training short of taking their talents to the show, read up and get an education in reality.  Who better illustrates this point than King James himself. Photo source: mandatory.com 1.  Lebron James is 6’8″, 250 pounds of muscle that twitches faster than a Meth addict at the policeman’s ball.  He was measured at 6.7% body fat when he was drafted in 2003 and if you look at pictures from now versus then, he’s only gotten stronger.  The average U.S. male is 5’10″, 194 lbs, 18-24% body fat.  Talent aside that puts him below the .1% line.  Shut up and eat your wings. Photo source: facebook.com 2. With his insane muscle to weight ratio James achieves mutant status in his leaping ability.  40″+ inches.  That’s 3 and 1/3 feet.  He is the John Holmes of jumping and just like Holmes we stare in naked amazement at the size of his jump and ultimately are left completely emasculated but can’t stop watching. Photo source: dribblepenetration.com 3.  Lebron James has a 7′ wingspan.  He is wider than he is long.  Every woman reading this article just exhaled a shuddering, lip trembling, breath…and probably ten percent of the guys.  You ready to continue?  He’s like a freaking bald eagle except instead of representing freedom from the tyranny of government it’s from the tyranny of gravity.   Who am I kidding, he probably does fight crime and oppression in the off-season. Photo source: dailynews.com 4. King James’ size is why he can guard the 4 and 5 but it’s his speed that lets him do whatever he wants.  He reportedly ran a 4.4 40 yard dash in high school and was unofficially timed at 4.6 recently for fun.  That time beats BOTH Patriots star tight ends Gronkowski and Hernandez and is .04 off Jimmy Graham’s time; and they trained to get those times at the combine.  If you combine his speed and leaping ability, it’s no wonder that he can get from the top of the arc to the rim in three steps; that’s 23’9″.  I went out to the blacktop near my house to see what it would take for me to get there and all I got was an overheard comment about “Who let that white kid out here without wearing his helmet.”   Not a proud moment but all the more reason why I will never fall prey to placing myself on the same pedestal of our world’s elite competitors; because it isn’t our world, it’s theirs.
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