"I believe it's rule 43, section II, sub-section B that states 'overpaid, whiny bitches shall not charge the mound on balls that are more than six inches from the inside portion of the plate.' It goes on to further stipulate that 'one will be subject to unrelenting ridicule on the InterWebs should   more...
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Video and descriptions of the absurd, yet exciting brawl between the Texas Rangers and the Seattle Mariners at Safeco Field on Thursday evening.
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This week Baseball Canada was informed by one of the Houston Astros' farm clubs, Lexington, that their hitting coach Stubby Clapp would not be made available for Canada's trip to the Beijing Olympics.
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After White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle gave up seven runs in 5.2 innings on Tuesday night, he decided to take teammate Juan Uribe's bat and unload on a space heater in the dugout five times. That wasn't even the best part of the incident. Manager Ozzie Guillen, known for being a freak, was noticeably   more...
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Most outfielders with extraordinary arms get converted into pitchers. This is what happens when pitchers get converted into outfielders. Funny how a guy can't throw a strike from 60 feet but can throw one from 200 feet.
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Top fantasy baseball performers from Thursday, May 8th.
Original Story: http://lesterslegends.com/?p=1047.

The news of A-Rod's fainting episode during the birth of his first daughter didn't exactly come as much of a surprise to anyone, but it gave us an opportunity to delve into other feeble moments that have caused the Yankee third baseman to pass out.- The first three times Jeter said he couldn't have   more...
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The Helmet throw may have been chump, but hopefully the fire will ignite something in the clubhouse.
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The sports world has definitely seen better days – just look at some of the recent headlines for proof. That's why the Scores Report decided to tap into their inner Jeff Foxworthy for their "You know the sports world's in trouble when..." piece. They take aim at Roger Clemens, Cedric Benson and   more...
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"Ryan Howard has been staying on righthanders real good and he's starting to swing better." - Charlie Manuel - I can get a good look at a steak by sticking my head up a cow's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it. But in this case, I'd rather see an average above .165..."I f----d up."   more...
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A look back at the happenings in the sports world from 5/2/08-5/8/08.
Original Story: http://lesterslegends.com/?p=1049.

Another rant from the Sports Muffin:Why do major league baseball teams insist on having one pitcher be labeled the "closer"? The Braves showed in their sweep of the Padres how effective a "closer by committee" system can be. Not once did the Braves use just one pitcher in the ninth inning to close   more...
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I'd gone to sleep. I wasn't actually asleep, but I'd gone upstairs to my bunk bed in an act of stubborn defiance (at least in my own mind), refusing to give this team one more second of my precious time.I'm not sure what was more pathetic...that I had already given up on my team, consequently   more...
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Richie Sexson's decision to charge the mound on this "purpose" pitch from Kason Gabbard pretty much highlights his knowledge of the strike zone. Rangers' announcer Tom Grieve might have dropped the quote of the year: "That is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting, formerly good player." In Sexson's   more...
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You are an MLBPA licensed agent. You finally have a guy listed on a 40-man roster. In fact, he has been playing so well lately that his club wants to lock him up in a long-term deal. Do you sign your player to the deal or hold off and hope that your client continues his success, allowing you to get   more...
Original Story: http://www.sportsagentblog.com/?p=1180.