Found December 18, 2011 on
It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
Picture this: you drive up to your Titleist Pro V1 that you just shanked up on a hill. You aren't happy with yourself and, in a hurry, get out of your cart to grab your utility wood to punch out before anyone sees you. But of course, you forgot to put the parking brake on and your cart starts slowly creeping down the hill. We've all been there.
Now picture this: you're attending a football game and almost an identical cart start creeping away from you before barreling 60 yards away at full speed. No hill, no person driving it, just a runaway cart on a bee-line toward a crowd of people. You don't have to picture that because we have video (thanks to SBNation). It's from yesterday's Texas 5A State Championship at Cowboys Stadium in Dallas.
I think the color commentator said it best with the "Oh my." As you'll see from the video below, the cart was on a mission to take out this group of people. I'm not sure which fat guy sat on it...
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Jessica Kuster scored a team-high 20 points, while Brianna Hypolite and Christal Porter poured in 18 apiece to lead the Rice women's basketball team to a 73-66 victory over visiting Texas State, Friday night inside Tudor Fieldhouse.
Scout.com has you covered for the Texas State Championships. In Class 5A, the Dekaney team from Spring, Texas won its first title with a 34-14 win over Cibolo Steele. After the game, Scout.com reporters Erin Hartigan and Ahmard Vital talked about some of the top prospects for the Dekaney team in this Scout.com feature…
Scout.com has you covered for the Texas State Championships. In Class 4A, Aledo won its third straight title with a 49-28 win over Manvel. After the game, Scout.com reporters Erin Hartigan and Ahmard Vital talked about some of the top prospect for the Manvel team in this Scout.com feature…
Santa Barbara Foresters of the California Collegiate League
Texas State University
From Houston, TX
Attended Strake Jesuit High School
Synopsis of Summer Season
Jeff spent this summer playing for the Santa Barbara Forester of the California Collegiate League. He simply was one of the best...