Originally written on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 10/24/14
DATELINE: Syracuse! _ It’s the fourth quarter of the big game against Albany. For 50 minutes, you’ve held your water like the skin-tight walls around Copenhagen. But now, deep within your exhausted bladder, nature’s liquid fire has begun to wail like Mariah Carey sitting on a hot tack. You waddle to the rest room. You die 10,000 deaths waiting in line. Finally, you step into the confessional, unsheath yourself and behold a vision foreign to human eyes - not even Moses on the mountain saw this - in the last 20 milleniums: A welcoming pool of beautiful, perfect orange water. What wizardry is this! you ask. What hath God wrought!  Hath the savior Himself returned and changed this water into Tang?  No, my bloated friend, you're simply peeing in Syracuse – the city of magic, the town where the pipes flow with carrot juice - future home to the Orange Flush.   Yes, Syracuse University -  which has hosted Jim Brown, Ernie Davis, Carmelo Anthony and even members of the IT IS HIGH IT IS F...

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