TIME TO REPLACE MICHAEL VICK!!

Posted July 28, 2013

STATISTICS can be made to support any argument no matter how ludicrous it actually is.

Here with that in mind, is a well researched article. 

Since everyone wants to replace Michael Vick why not replace him with Allen Iverson? Iverson was a BETTER QB than Vick was ( http://articles.mcall.com/2010-01-22/sports/all-iverson-podcast-012210-cn_1_allen-iverson-donovan-mcnabb-quarterback ) even in high school.

There can be no doubting that next to Vick, Iverson would have arguably the best wheels on the team at QB. We all know the lil' f@!#$% is fast. We all know that he's tough, as he even made the USA Today 10 Toughest Athletes list (http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/educate/casestudies/10ToughestAthletes3.pdf )

He's a popular personality here, who DEFINITELY has a Philly attitude. 

More importantly, Iverson since 2000 until now in 2013, has NEVER thrown an NFL interception or lost an NFL fumble. Even Tom Brady can't claim that, with 123 interceptions and 34 lost fumbles in that same time span. (http://www.nfl.com/player/tombrady/2504211/profile ) That's whopping 157 turnovers! Meanwhile no NFL team has ever picked off A.I. EVER!

Speed, toughness, a top-dog mindset AND he's not a turnover machine??? We need to sign him TODAY!

*****

Now wasn't that just the most soft-headed, trough of mouth-breathing nonsense, you've ever read? I certainly hope so, because it felt like I was raping my brain the entire time I was writing it. But it does drive the point all the way home, I think. 

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