Found March 28, 2013 on The Last Angry Fan:
PLAYERS: Chris Coghlan
TEAMS: Miami Marlins
Mark this down as what will likely be the only worthy Miami Marlins highlight this year, save for a gargantuan Giancarlo Stanton home run or their hideous home run “sculpture” in left-center field becomes self aware and goes on a killing spree. A rather voluptuous fan and her ample assets were enjoying a Marlins spring training game against the Tigers when said fan was almost hit with a foul ball off the bat of Miami outfielder Chris Coghlan. Luckily for her our Marlins fan was able to get down quickly (mind out of the gutter pervs) and avoid being nailed in the head by the ball. The only thing more surprising than her agility was the fact that no man in the vicinity jumped on this lovely lass to protect her from the wayward baseball. Apparently chivalry is dead, even when it comes to curvy, attractive female baseball fans in tight shirts and cutoff jean shorts. [Guyism] The post Voluptuous Marlins fan and her curvaceous figure nearly hit by Chris Coghlan foul ball appeared first on Last Angry Fan.

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