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And so, that idiot Billy the Marlin interfered with a playable foul ball into the stands in the third inning. Someone could've gotten hurt and/or lost an eye there! Desmond slapped him in the head. Get the F out of the way, Billy! Befriend Nats Enquirer on Facebook. Follow on Twitter.

Bryce Harper flips on ump, gets ejected

So Bryce Harper got ejected by Hunter Wendlestat in the 8th inning Saturday night after arguing strike three. According to lip readers everywhere, Harper said: "F**K! No Way! That's twice!". Memo to Bryce Harper: one run game; your teammates could use you. Befriend Nats Enquirer on Facebook. Follow on Twitter.

This photo sums up Stephen Strasburg's night perfectly...

Strasblurg: 2 IP, 5 H, 7 R, 4 BB, 1 HR, 66 pitches. And so, it seems that Stephen Strasburg never recovered from having a Marlins dancer Twerking upside down behind him during his pregame bullpen session tonight in Miami. (Photo by @GyngaSnap via @recordsANDradio) Befriend Nats Enquirer on Facebook. Follow on Twitter. Related articles Stephen Strasburg didn't seem...

Zimmermann to miss All-Star Game

Washington Nationals pitcher Jordan Zimmermann will not pitch in the All-Star Game due to a neck injury. Zimmermann had an X-ray and MRI to determine the severity of the injury, but manager Davey Johnson does not believe he will need to go on the disabled list. ''I'm really concerned about him,'' Johnson said. ''I know he had some tests done today and...

Watch Gio Gonzalez and Anthony Rendon pelt each other with sunflower seeds

So Gio Gonzalez has been a frequent target of sunflower seeds during interviews on TV at the hands of Ross Detwiler. Tonight, Gio and Anthony Rendon pelted each other on FOX. Befriend Nats Enquirer on Facebook. Follow on Twitter. Related articles Move over Bryce Harper, there's a new bad haircut in town. Meet Anthony Rendon's mullett. Anthony Rendon battles...

Jayson Werth Would Appreciate You Getting That Microphone Out Of His Face

Jayson Werth had an unfortunate case of misguided frustration following the Nationals loss to the Phillies on Thursday. During a postgame interview a microphone got a bit too close to his glorious facial hair and he let the reporter know how he felt about it and proceeded to end the interview. Hard to blame him. [DC Sports Blog] Article found on: Next Impulse Sports

Premature gloating at the expense of the Washington Nationals

Last year I was among the many that panned the Washington Nationals decision to shut Stephen Strasburg down at the end of the regular season as well as the post season. They said they wanted to preserve Strasburg for what they envisioned to be a long, storied and successful career. The rest of the world realizes that trips to the postseason are precious. THAT is what you are playing...

Jordan Zimmermann to miss first All-Star game

Washington Nationals pitcher Jordan Zimmermann is having a career year with a 12-4 record and 2.58 era through 19 starts. With these numbers, Zimmermann was selected to his first All-Star game. As well as he has been pitching he was most likely a candidate to start the game as well. This all changed when Zimmermann had X-rays and a MRI on his neck after pitching 6 1/3 innings Thursday...

Micah Owings will pitch and be position player for Brewers

Source: Jared Wickerham/Getty Images North America Micah Owings asked and was granted his release from the Washington Nationals two weeks ago. Owings has since signed a contract with the Milwaukee Brewers. While with the Nationals, Owings had been playing at Triple-A Syracuse and was hitting .265/.305/.480 with eight home runs and a 71/10 K/BB ratio through 57 games. Owings did not...

Jayson Werth does not want your microphone in his face (Video)

The Washington Nationals lost a tough game to the Philadelphia Phillies on Thursday night, allowing their division rivals to take three out of four games against them and tighten the gap between second and third place in the NL East. Jayson Werth seemed like he was in no mood to answer questions after the game, [...]

Miami Woman Does Handstand, Spreads Legs for Stephen Strasburg

That's Stephen Strasburg warming up and...stripper? Miami Marlins Mermaid? [h/t TBL] **Follow us on Twitter, View Blitz Viral Videos, or Return to us on Twitter.... Full story at Bob's Blitz ~

Ed Lucas, Giancarlo Stanton lift Marlins past Nationals

MIAMI (AP) -- Giancarlo Stanton homered leading off the ninth inning to tie it and Ed Lucas beat out double-play relay in the 10th to lift the Miami Marlins over the Washington Nationals 2-1 on Saturday night. Stanton connected against Rafael Soriano to make it 1-all. Steve Cishek (3-4) struck out Scott Hairston and Ryan Zimmerman with runners on second and third to end the Washington...

Marlins 8, Nationals 3

Marcell Ozuna drove in three runs, and Giancarlo Stanton homered for the Miami Marlins, who dealt Stephen Strasburg the worst loss of his career in a 8-3 win over the Washington Nationals on Friday night. Strasburg (5-7) allowed a career-high seven earned runs and tied a career-high with four walks in two innings after the Nationals spotted him a 3-0 lead. It was his shortest outing...

Nats Drop Disappointing Finale, Series To Phillies

Both teams were playing like they didn’t much care for winning. But in a game full of bloopers on Thursday night, the Washington Nationals (47-45) ultimately fell victim to the Philadelphia Phillies (46-47), losing the game and the series 3-1. The Nationals didn’t take advantage of their many potential paths to victory – failing to capitalize on four Phillies errors or...

Phillies 3, Nationals 1

Kyle Kendrick outpitched All-Star Jordan Zimmermann, pinch-hitter Kevin Frandsen hit a tiebreaking double in the seventh and the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Washington Nationals 3-1 Thursday night. Kendrick (8-6) allowed one run and five hits in seven innings to help Philadelphia take three of four from the defending NL East champions. The Phillies are 7-3 since July 2, including...
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