Britney Spears Slutty New Video Causes National Hysteria

You’ve heard the phrase “you can’t buy publicity like that.” And I’m sure that’s exactly what the management team of Ms. Britney Spears did on this one. Supposedly, Spears’ new video “Criminal” is just “so steamy” and “too hot for tv” and “pushes the envelope” blah blah blah, insert your own s”ex sells but this is soooooooooo avant garde” cliche here. I can’t tell you what the video truly is, because you have to buy it in order to see it. (Sorry not going to link the download, not helping their sales) Brilliant marketing!  Get the video trending in all the search engines, pull it off any site that embedded it- then make it only available by purchase. (Releasing it close to Halloween, i.e. National Dress Like a Skank Day was a nice touch to the product rollout) However, all this “hub bub” is only banal manufactured outrage. Part of the plan is to get websites to wr...