Originally written on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 10/21/14

If we were to play word association and I said “liquor” and “most exciting two minutes”, you’d probably think I was describing a good Friday night with your girlfriend.  If I were to expand the game and say “mint julep” and “fastest two minutes in sports”,  it’d be a no-brainer, the Kentucky Derby.

The 138th running of the Derby is next weekend and dozens of celebrity hotties will flock to Louisville with big @$$ hats and cutie-patootie dresses.  I don’t get it. You spend all afternoon pounding pops with mint leaves in them only to watch little men whip four-legged versions of NASCAR make four left turns.  And in two minutes, it’s over.  Hooray!

Then again, these twenty-five celebrity babes are probably all too familiar with the whole “two minutes and it’s over” routine.

Paris Hilton

 

Marissa Miller

 

Erin Andrews

 

Aubrey O’Day

 

Danica Patrick

 

Gabrielle Union

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Jenny McCarthy

 

Maria Menounos

 

Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison

 

Julie Benz

 

Petra Nemcova

 

Miranda Lambert

 

Kim Kardashian

 

Kate Gosselin

 

Ashlee Simpson

 

Jessica Simpson’s boobs

 

Kate Walsh

 

Bethenny Frankel

 

Heidi Montag

 

Jordin Sparks

 

Linda Cardellini

 

Nancy O’Dell

 

Vanessa Minnillo

Niki Taylor

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