Originally written on The Sports Bank  |  Last updated 2/14/13

LAS VEGAS - MAY 05: Actress Jenny McCarthy and actor Jim Carrey watch the bout between Rey Bautista of the Philippines and Sergio Medina of Argentina during their WBO junior featherweight title eliminator fight at the MGM Grand Garden Arena May 5, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
This year, give a St. Valentine’s Day gift, and by that I mean a kiss, like a man this year. Just don’t give a St. Valentine’s Day gift, again I mean kiss, to Jenny McCarthy or Amanda Bynes; because you might get a nasty surprise in return. We know you’re thinking about sex; but a kiss opens the door to making love. You can’t enter the temple without going up the first step. A kiss is the threshold to romance; the closest thing sex has to a gateway drug. Kissing declares you’ve proudly crossed the border from the friend zone to enter a more enchanted place of potential sensuality. However, it doesn’t have the same meaning for everybody. I’ve had a few dates where the woman vigorously made out with me after I made the move for some time, yet they didn’t even return my phone calls afterward. It took me years to get anything resembling a straight answer out of a woman explaining this, and the most coherent thing I heard was “she probably thinks you expect that again or more on the nex...
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