This year, give a St. Valentine’s Day gift, and by that I mean a kiss, like a man this year. Just don’t give a St. Valentine’s Day gift, again I mean kiss, to Jenny McCarthy or Amanda Bynes; because you might get a nasty surprise in return.
We know you’re thinking about sex; but a kiss opens the door to making love. You can’t enter the temple without going up the first step. A kiss is the threshold to romance; the closest thing sex has to a gateway drug. Kissing declares you’ve proudly crossed the border from the friend zone to enter a more enchanted place of potential sensuality.
However, it doesn’t have the same meaning for everybody. I’ve had a few dates where the woman vigorously made out with me after I made the move for some time, yet they didn’t even return my phone calls afterward.
It took me years to get anything resembling a straight answer out of a woman explaining this, and the most coherent thing I heard was “she probably thinks you expect that again or more on the nex...