Originally written on The Sports Bank  |  Last updated 10/13/14
My public plea to Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge: Will you please have your baby already, or at least just go into labor? The media used to call Kate Middleton Waitey Katie because she was dating Prince William for so long before His Royal Highness of Boring popped the question. And now Kate Middleton is turning the tables and making us wait to see when she’s going to give birth to the Future King or Queen of England, who will be third in line to the British throne. Please, Kate Middleton, have the kid now. I’m getting tired of hearing everyone on social media and in the news talk about it. Hearing about Kate Middleton’s fetus is starting to make my ears bleed. And I guess I’m not the only one who is getting impatient, albeit for different reasons. Camilla Parker Bowles (Prince Charles’ wife and reigning booger woofer) and the Queen of England herself, Elizabeth II, are all but imploring Kate Middleton’s water to break. What do these women want? A gusher? So Kate Middleton’s...
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