Originally written on Losers Bracket  |  Last updated 10/14/14

Two years ago, I don’t think I ever heard of Kate Upton.  She wasn’t even drafted in our hottie league less than 6 months ago.

Then she got on the cover of SI as a swimsuit model…. AND THEN  she absolutely OWNS 2012.

NO more Burger King ads for Kate Upton, not when you are #1 baby. Those silly days are behind you!

First, she does a silly dance and we go ape **** crazy.  Probably puts her in first, 2nd round material.

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Then and to truly reach the top, you got to go for it.  Ladies if you want to go #1 in hottie leagues, Kate Upton has written the playbook how to do it.

Here’s the video that gets it for me (I guess like when JaMarcus Russell chucked it 70 yards from his knees for the Raiders), watch the whole thing, pay special attention at the :52 mark.  HOLY ****, THAT IS HOW YOU GET TO #1 IN THE WORLD.

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Yeah, I sound like a 13 year old looking at my first Playboy.  That is what Kate Upton will do to you.



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