Found July 12, 2013 on Kissing Suzy Kolber:
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This is not one of Banksy’s pieces. But only because he didn’t think of it first. Everyone watched Sharknado on Syfy last night, right? If my Twitter feed is any indication, it was viewed by somewhere between 400 and 40 million people. I hope you were among themm, because SPOILER ALERT… That ending was a thing of beauty. The only way it could have possibly been better is if Tara Reid had died. Wiping shark blood off of Ian Ziering’s face to go in for the “I forgive you for whatever caused our divorce because you killed the sharknado” kiss was a decent consolation, but they could have done better. Imagine if a shark had started to eat Tara Reid only to choke and die, leaving her body stuck in its throat with her head sticking out of its mouth. Then cue up a cheap unlicensed version of Don’t You (Forget About Me) and roll credits. NO SEQUEL FOR YOU, BUNNY LEBOWSKI. But forget the sequel talk for now, because this week we are drafting pitches for Syfy’s next big random Thursday night ...

The Movie Thats Sweeping The Internet today ‘Sharknado’ is Better in Gif Form

Sharknado swept through our TV’s last night and no one really knew what to expect. But what we got was a couple of hours of 90′s bro and Sharknado protagonist, Ian Zering chainsawing his way through a tornado made of sharks. What makes things better than that, if you could imagine it getting better, Tara Reid plays a character who might as well be Tara Reid. Taking a bite out...

Sharknado! Tara Reid! Reviewing the worst film ever through tweets

Drunkest and sluttiest human being alive Tara Reid “starred” in “Sharknado” tonight. What is Sharknado? It’s like “Deep Blue Sea” only much less watchable and way dumbed down. Oh and Tara Reid has had so much work done that she looks nothing like that picture above. Different person today. So a hurricane somehow strikes Southern California, and it brings sharks with...

Sharks clown ESPN, St. Louis Blues after bad ‘Sharknado’ jokes

“Sharknado” is the comically bad, low-budget Syfy movie starring Tara Reid and Ian Ziering battling man-eating sharks in the streets of Los Angeles brought there by a powerful hurricane. (That is an actual sentence.) If you missed the premiere Thursday night, you missed the movie event of the summer, and you better feel bad. The movie was the subject of much discussion — almost...

Twitter Reacts To Sharknado

Twitter users took to the internet in droves to comment on what might possibly be the greatest cinematic achievement in movie history. SyFy’s “Sharknado”, starring Tara Reid (yes, THAT Tara Reid) and Ian Ziering from 90210, premiered tonight and here’s a sampling of what everyone was saying: #SHARKNADO drinking game: Drink every time the movie goes from HD footage to 90...

‘SHARKNADO’ Is Set To Be The Movie Of The Millennium

Sharks. Tornados. Kind of hot Tara Reid. The Dad from Home Alone. If this movie doesn’t sweep the Academy Awards n… [[ Read More ]]

San Jose Sharks destroy ESPN’s lame attempt at ‘Sharknado’ inspired Twitter humor

Sharknado was the cultural phenomenon that America, nay the world, sorely needed to help us remember why it’s great to be alive in these times. Playing off the Tara Reid/Ian Ziering vehicle’s viral popularity, ESPN’s official Twitter account reached out to the San Jose Sharks official Twitter account to ask them if they’d consider a name change in the wake of Sharknado...

San Jose Sharks, ESPN exchange barbs on Twitter over ‘Sharknado’

If you haven’t at least heard of “Sharknado” starring Tara Reid and former “Beverly Hills 90210″ actor Ian Zeiring, you are probably just waking up from a 48-hour nap. The ridiculous movie that debuted on the Syfy channel Thursday night is all everyone has been talking about. The movie basically centered on a tornado that [...]

San Jose Sharks take shot at ESPN for not showing Hockey highlights

On Thursday night there was much discussion about the movie SharkNado on Twitter, which starred Tara Reid and aired on the SyFy Network.  It was one of the most talked about movies on Twitter all year, and the most talked about TV Movie according to Darren Rovell. Nielsen: Sharknado was the most tweeted TV movie of 2013 and the most tweeted TV program yesterday beating out Jeter...

Watch Sharks Fall Out Of the Sky in Tonight's Premiere of "Sharknado"!

TV Sharks! Tornados! Tara Reid! What's not to fear?

Sharknado: The Return of Tara Reid (a DWG Live Movie Blog)

A movie called Sharknado.  About sharks and tornadoes or sharks in tornadoes or tornadoes made of sharks or something awesome like that.  Starring my old flame Tara Reid, and the never aging Ian Ziering?  Written by the guy who wrote, produced, and directed Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood! (exclamation point actually part of the title)?  Of course I'm in.  I'...

Sharknado Instant Reactions

Now, admittedly, my expectations for Sharknado weren’t high.  It’s a good thing, because Sharknado was about as terrible as you’d think, but in the greatest way possible.  You’ll notice a few characters, mainly Steve from ‘90210’, Tara Reid and the Dad from ‘Home Alone’.  Add a hot brunette and an Australian surfer dude who says ‘mate’ all the time and you...

The San Jose Sharks Ethers ESPN for Their Sharknado Joke

This is what happens when there are no sports to keep our attention on social media. Syfy channel releases these god awful, but quite hilarious movies all the time. But the combination of Steve from Beverly Hills 90120, Tara Reid and a lot of bored Twitter users created a perfect storm of buzz worthy Tweets. ESPN tried to get on it and for their troubles were ethered. Funny. H/T...

SHARKNADO takes America on an EPIC thrill ride!

Now that the dust and sharks have settled, it’s time to give Sharknado the full recap it deserves… This epic tale stars off pretty randomly in the middle of the ocean where a pirate-like guy is making some shady deal. This ends up having nothing to do with the movie except that we see the birth of the hurricane that would later destroy Los Angeles. Yes, I know the title was ‘Sharknado’...
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