Up next: the cast of “Glee” mashes up “God Bless America” with “Party Rock Anthem”! Stay tuned!
The Best Of Ellen Muthaf*ckin’ Barkin’s Muthf*ckin’ Tweets So Muthaf*ckin’ Far - Did you know America’s low-rent Helen Mirren has a Twitter account? Do you know she curses a lot? Now you know! [UPROXX]
What If We Replaced The Star-Studded Cast Of New Year’s Eve With Terrence Howard In Different Hats? - Using “Raise Your Glass” in a trailer is the worst. Pink probably makes 20 mil in royalties every day because some studio exec thinks Ashton Kutcher is “right in all the wrong ways”. [Film Drunk]
Drake’s Okay With Being Labeled “Emo” - Last name Ever, first name Lamest. [Smoking Section]
Affleck’s ‘The Town’ in Real Life - Hopefully this involves Blake Lively being a white trash stripper in real life. [The Daily What]
Star Wars Taxidermy Sadly Just Photoshop - And almost all of these could serve as a really foul-smelling sleeping bag, should the situation arise.