Found July 10, 2012 on Extra Pine Tar:
PLAYERS: Motley Crue

There has been a lot of speculation that Motley Crue might somehow end up as the Super Bowl halftime show for next year’s big game.  Come on Goodell…

If I want my ears to bleed I’ll listen to Home Sweet Home by myself. Don’t subject all of America to “Nikki Sixx” please. This would be much worse than any bounty scandal.

At least it’s family friendly…

“Look son, there’s Motley Crue.”

“Whats wrong with them, dad?”

“Well, they’re a bunch of washed up douche bags, my boy.”

“They look like they smell…”

“They do, son. They do.”

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